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goal

when you explain football to him and he listens quietly, nodding, because hes that polite
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"look, the striker is supposed to score goals, ok? If the keeper fails to catch the ball, its a goal for the others. defence is crucial, ok? you dont leave your door open to strangers, do you?"
by Krkič April 20, 2019
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drugs

Dear Ed,
I like a guy who takes drugs. I mean, i am really serious about it but he wont see me through his hazy high. What should i do?
Dear Löttchen,
wow, thats really heavy. I suggest you confess to yourself that you cannot and will not save him nor is it your job or some work of love to do so.
Go, tell him if you can but be prepared to receive nothing in return. This is how drugs work, little Löttchen, they numb your phantom pain, distract from real issues or simply provide a good time. If it is your crush's choice to lead this life, theres almost zero you can do.
All the best.
by Krkič August 4, 2019
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fluent

when her puss puss gets so wet there remains not enough resistance to build up
Damn her fifi was fluent last night. I mean I get it but that shit needs to hurt to be effective.
by Krkič June 12, 2020
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What's wrong

a question. a question is a form of communication. it formally asks the recipient of its words to kindly waste some saliva and mouth and tongue movement to provide the requested information
example: "What happened, John? What's wrong?"
by Krkič October 16, 2019
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blind stick

your friend is coming over soon
to comfort you
she may be troubled herself
but that won't keep her from doing
what she thinks is right
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my child broke my glasses
I am using a selfmade blind stick now.
by Krkič April 13, 2019
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pure abuse

by Krkič September 23, 2019
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