g-movie

you do not want to tell him that you were fantasizing about getting close because he will take it the wrong way and accuse you of premature ovulation.

"i do not want you to know that in my b-movie, or rather g-movie, i had you between my legs while i was shaving my cat coz its winter and she got hairy"

by Krkič October 18, 2020

slaps

be qicker than this

person1 (slaps person2): "why you do this to me bro?"

by Krkič December 07, 2019

Bon Jovi

today its bon jovi playing
I was trying to write a defense on their behalf
well
just no
sorry

bon jovi
just
no
i mean
really
not a single thing

by Krkič July 05, 2019

vacuum

where are we
where are you going

vacuum, they said. vacuum.

by Krkič February 04, 2021

Maliqa

When Maliqa fancies you she will let you know. It will run through her blood, it will salt her tears and sweeten her smile. She tends to sugarcoat her words because to her love and desire are forms of art. She indulges in diving in naked and doing strange moves. Like booking a flight to your mums house to hear her talk about you or trying to make your eyes kiss. Yuck.
Maliqa will be that girl to kiss you near a waste incinerator because she finds it "ironic" but she will always be sincere about her feelings. She loves to touch and be touched.

Maliqa lets you know. Maliqa is patient. Maliqa does not like to waste beautiful love. She keeps producing and it just goes up like that you know. Maliqa finds that kind of sad.

Maliqa: "You're a summerly, long-stemmed juniper bush. Be my alien ginger and i'll be your alien cinnamon"
Boy: " " runs away
Maliqa: "Why runneth you, sweet thing? Did i not sacrifice enough blood?"
Boy runs even faster
Maliqa: "T'is my fate to be his"

by Krkič August 20, 2019

Much

Muri kissed Mitch. Mitch ran away. Because he liked it. Muri thought Mitch did not like her. Mitch never told Muri that he liked her. Muri dreamed of Mitch liking her. Mitch inspired Muri to write a lot of words. Mitch liked kissing girls. Muri did not hide. Mitch hid. Then Muri hid. Muri was not happy with Mitch. Muri was not happy without Mitch. Muri could not tell real from unreal. Muri was forced into another world. Mitch left. Mitch did not talk to Muri. Muri talked to herself because she was alone. Muri never forgot Mitch. Muri never forgot Mitch. Muri did not want to feel pain.

Muri and Mitch equals Much

by Krkič May 23, 2019

Tom

Tom only wants Ashley for her ass.

Suzy: "Look at Tom, he's drooling."
Julia:"Yeah well, he is following Ashley's ass."

by Krkič April 21, 2019