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Definitions by Krkič

reality check 

like a microphone check only more depressing
Reality Check
"Fuck me, Swansea, you are very expensive and very popular!"
reality check by Krkič April 28, 2019
to suck his chin until he cums out of his cute dimple
"Trudy! Chi-Jo!"
"Coming, Alan!"
Chi-Jo by Krkič April 27, 2019
serenity is a chemistry between two people. as in h2o a molecule is formed only when the right amount of atoms (and electrons, ions) react with each other.

serenity is the balance of two poles, the male and the female, the yin and the yang, the sun and the moon. it allows healthy breathing and one's conscience of centre as in middle as in self. "with you I am me. I can be the most me I have ever been."
serenity is generosity. interacting with your other pole leads to wishing for their well-being, success, health, opportunity without needing to be the cause or the nurturer. You just let and love.
🖤
"and how on earth is this serenity thing transferable into real life?"
"I don't know. seperate circles and a lot of sex?"
serenity by Krkič April 27, 2019

presence 

to meet him after a long time and the two of you proceed to communicate via ud. while in the same room.
"samira. an annoying girl who wonders if he's going to just acknowledge her presence"
"phillip. the greatest lad of all time, can get any girl so don't even think about listing demands to him"
"you're so cute and sexy. its true now because its written"
"you're so fine, be mine. If you don't, I'll be smitten."
presence by Krkič April 27, 2019
when you need to go to Swansea to catch up with him
"I told Vladim today I will be flying to Swansea in June."
Swansea by Krkič April 27, 2019
you open up to your crush, tell him about your secret desires and show him your gold and he kicks you out the window shitting and puking down on you while screaming what a lovely babe you are.
then you put on a ton of extra weight and buy clothes from oxfam's senior ladies section to get him mad.
he then proceeds to spend the summer with people his mental age and leaves you tied up in his basement feeding you McDonald's takewaways every evening singing I get a kick out of you.
oxfam by Krkič April 27, 2019

old-school hug 

hey, want a hug maybe?
i don't know man
i just thought you could do

with a hug you know
old-school hug, remember
old-school hug by Krkič April 26, 2019