tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

by Krkič December 11, 2019

undepressed

when you fall in love with a depressed person and then they get better and become super annoying, unbearable.

Honey pie, please don't ever get undepressed. I couldnt handle that.

by Krkič December 17, 2020

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019

waya

Why you are angry

Why are you angry
waya

by Krkič March 27, 2020

You

What about Venice though?

You cumming?

by Krkič November 06, 2019

NSMEDD

when you go and see her on her deathbed and scream "honey, its National Suck my Exploding Dick Day" and she has to laugh real hard and gets horny so bad and dies happy.

Papi, it was a pleasure sucking your dick which was mine all these years.

Dont you act offended now. Its not a slutty thing to say. Its a wifey thing to say.
Long live NSMEDD!

by Krkič April 12, 2019

🤭

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It is, Jim.
It is very big.
It is true.

🤭
But i cannot make it disappear can i
Plus i spent time with it and got used to it

by Krkič May 03, 2019