Buckweat

To 'buckweat' someone means to murder them in any method that causes a slow, very painful death. The phrase 'buckwheat' was given rise to in the film ''Things to do in Denver when you're Dead''. (An excellent movie which I highly recommend).

One example of a 'buckweat' is to fire a gun into someone's rectum. This causes them to contort and suffer excruciatingly for 20 minutes before they die.

by BadLieutenant June 7, 2004

Buckweat

the greatest character in the Little Rascals
see also dost

"Wooooo. I am de dost of Buckwheat."

by Kristoff November 17, 2004

Buckweat

To shoot someone in the asshole with a small gun, usually a .22, and cause their hair to stand up in great pain. To kill with extreme predijuce.

"Little Sambo just got his 10000th free buck from Uncle Sam. And so to help him celibrate I thought what better way to spend a bullet and save the tax payer some dog."

by Wayne Williams August 22, 2003

buckwheats

Being executed with a bullet up the rectum, i.e. a very slow and painful death. Courtesy of Chistopher Walken in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.

I'm ordering a buckwheats kill on those fuckers that killed my son's girlfriend.

by Horatio Bosco October 25, 2004

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009

Lord Buckwheat

Term used by freedom-loving people in the U.S., Canada, Australia & Britain when referring to a well-known but Constitutionally confused world leader.

Lord Buckwheat was at a complete loss when his
teleprompter stopped working during a speech.

by Matewan November 3, 2009

buckwheat beaver

"Buckwheat" is the wild haired character who played in "our gang" a 1930-1940 tv show.

"Beaver" is a slang word for a woman's vagina.

When the two are combined you can automatically get the mental image of a crazy haired vaginal area.

Wow trim that automatically comes to mind.

Billy: Did you go downtown last night?
Jim: Yah, but not worth braggin' man that shit was a buckwheat beaver, bro!
Billy: Are you serious?
Jim: Yeah, I'm still pullin pube's out of my teeth!

by Anthony Kranz December 1, 2007