murple

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater
"Good God that stinks! Lincoln let out a nasty murple."
by Krick Crammin April 07, 2008
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jokestache

A novelty. When someone grows a mustache as a joke.
Nick, your jokestache is filling in nicely.
by Krick Crammin August 05, 2008
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Murple

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater
"Man that stinks! That guy just let out a nasty murple."
by Krick Crammin April 13, 2008
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Phil Collins

When a person has to vomit and poop at the same time.
by Krick Crammin January 09, 2007
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