Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Krick Crammin

jokestache

A novelty. When someone grows a mustache as a joke.

Nick, your jokestache is filling in nicely.

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater

"Man that stinks! That guy just let out a nasty murple."

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater

"Good God that stinks! Lincoln let out a nasty murple."

When a person has to vomit and poop at the same time.

"I felt so bad, I Phil Collins'd all over the place!"