Definitions by Krick Crammin

jokestache 

A novelty. When someone grows a mustache as a joke.

Nick, your jokestache is filling in nicely.

jokestache by Krick Crammin August 5, 2008

Murple 

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater

"Man that stinks! That guy just let out a nasty murple."

Murple by Krick Crammin April 13, 2008

murple 

When someone farts and it sounds like they either:

a) Shit their pants
b) Farted underwater

"Good God that stinks! Lincoln let out a nasty murple."

murple by Krick Crammin April 7, 2008

Phil Collins 

When a person has to vomit and poop at the same time.

"I felt so bad, I Phil Collins'd all over the place!"

Phil Collins by Krick Crammin January 9, 2007