Sham-wow!

The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!

-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"

-"Why?"

-"Me and the wife just had sex"

by Kreg Keagy August 19, 2008

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Jizz Band

Term used when talking about Jazz Band.
Saying Jazz Band is awesome and makes people jizz themselves.
Term originated by Kodi Low.

"Dude i just got back from Jizz Band. I need a clean pair of pants."

by Kreg Keagy November 13, 2007

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Bandana

What someone says when they fart and burp at that same time. Although very rare, it is a useful word to let someone know that those two body functions happened.

Victor-"Hey guys? Guess What?.....Bandana...."

Jeff-"Yeah right, that never happens"

Kwon-"Well I just heard him burp"

****30 Seconds Later*****

Jeff-"OMG! What is that smell? YOU DID FART?"

by Kreg Keagy August 17, 2008

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