KrashWorship 's definitions

Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.

hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?

by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

Me Too Movement

The "Grumpy" object that Amber Turd left on Johnny Depps bed...

im not feeling popular, i better go have a me too movement... that will solve all my problems. the REAL me to "movement" has finally arrived... and its grumpy,

by KrashWorship June 2, 2022

Faggut

If you have a fat belly and you hang out with other guys that also have fat bellies... then you participating in some world class FAGGUTTRY and you are in fact.. a great big FAGGUT!

Me:
Hey Sergio,
Wanna go to a dive bar and drink ourselves half to death?
Sergio:
Hubblaaaahh! Go Drink yourself half to death by your.. self. ..faggut.”
Me:
“Meh.. you suck. ....faggut. “

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018

Corona Virus

Similar to Wine Flu a hangover you get when you drink a 30 pack of Coronas and then tequila..

Bro, i hate Cinco De Mayo,

Last year i got so wasted i had Corona Virus For 3 days!

by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

ShtankGanked

When his EX wont stop comin around, and she finds out about your FAVORITE perfume.. and she starts spreading it on THICK, and you stop wearing it.. and then you cant stand to even smell it anymore.. it belongs to her now.. you just got “ShtankGanked”

Daaaaamn girl, is she wearin your favorite perfume now too?

Yo ass got ShtankGanked and you aint done shiiit.

...shit up! 😤

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018

dilderp

Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..

so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018

Pale Horse

Fentanyl
Heroin was called "horse" for many years, and fentanyl (sometimes called china white) is nasically a pale or lighter colored horse. .

8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

by KrashWorship September 9, 2022