Krakky McKraken's definitions

um

Interjection of choice of the Ding. On a bad day fully 75% of what she has to say will consist of "um."

Ding: Um, did you see my book?

Clyde: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't remember. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

Pork Orc

Facially porcine middle manager with greasy skin and absolutely no tact or common sense. Nasty, ill-tempered, whiny, hypocritical, and nonsensical. Lies constantly. Expects employees to violate the laws of physics, time & space, in order to get things done. Basically one of Tolkien's Orcs come to life.

Clyde: This is ridiculous. Joan wants me to move every box on the fifth floor and she want it done in the next twenty minutes! There's over 300 boxes! Why does she do this?

Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

Skape

An urban "Skunk-Ape"; City dwelling relative of the Sasquatch. Often mistaken as the "Missing Link". Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out assault on the olfactory senses. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

The Skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! Look out! I think it's going to musk!

by Krakky McKraken July 27, 2006

smackdacky

An edible piece of drywall that comes complete with a spackle spread, packaged like a Cheese & Crackers.

"Hey Cletus, pass some of that there Smackdacky over here."

by Krakky McKraken December 16, 2004

Ding

Short for "Dingbat." An incredibly dumb blonde who may or may not be an alien, a cyborg, or the victim of a sadistic experiment in brain-theft. So strong is her ignorance that it actually radiates outwards; this can cause intense pain in the listener. Her conversations are rambling, incomplete, and surreally pointless. Smells like animal urine. Sits in its own vomit.

Clem: Oh no, here comes the Ding!

Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.

Daisy Mae: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

snalien

A large mucus-like slob that snorts a lot and doesn't do much but eat and get fatter. Infects those around it with all sorts of diseases.

Zeke: Do you have a cold?

Daisy Mae: I caught it from the Snalien down the hall.

by Krakky McKraken December 9, 2008

Mwuah

The sound a dirty vicar makes when he detects an ITP.

MWUAH! Mwuuuuuuah! Mwuah!

by Krakky McKraken June 20, 2009