Predapotamus

Final evolutionary stage of the Purplepotamus. Distinguished by its bellowing rage and increasingly suicidal behavior. A Predapotamus is usually driven into extinction quickly since its actions are not thought out in advance.

Daisy Mae: The Predapotamus was fired after sending an inflammatory e-mail officewide about how much she hates the person sitting next to her.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

aardvark

Office busybody who gets off by sticking her nose into everyone else's business. Always digging in the dirt.

Zeke: Hey Clem, Joan was askin' 'bout you again.

Clem: What the hell is she, an aardvark? Always stickin' that snout where it ain't wanted. What business is it of hers?

by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006

hai-poo

A brief rhyming poem that deals with poop, usually four or five lines long.

This is called "Hai-poo #5."

I have to poop
It shall come out like soup
It did once when I had the croup
Then again, it was more like goop
Boop-boop-be-doop.

by Krakky McKraken October 02, 2005

Pork Orc

Facially porcine middle manager with greasy skin and absolutely no tact or common sense. Nasty, ill-tempered, whiny, hypocritical, and nonsensical. Lies constantly. Expects employees to violate the laws of physics, time & space, in order to get things done. Basically one of Tolkien's Orcs come to life.

Clyde: This is ridiculous. Joan wants me to move every box on the fifth floor and she want it done in the next twenty minutes! There's over 300 boxes! Why does she do this?

Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!

by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006

um

Interjection of choice of the Ding. On a bad day fully 75% of what she has to say will consist of "um."

Ding: Um, did you see my book?

Clyde: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't remember. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006

FAPLAW

Also, "F.A.P.L.A.W."

Abbreviation: "Fat Ass Psychotic Lazy Ass Windbag."

Short-hand title for the Purplepotamus.

Purplepotamus: O my gawd! You can't send this letter out like this! I'll get in trouble!

Zeke: This has nothing to do with you!

Purplepotamus: Yes it does!

Zeke: Then if you don't like it, why don't you, oh, I dunno, do your own work?

Purplepotamus: Becawwwwwwse Joel won't let me leave my desk!

(She storms off.)

Zeke: Motherfucking FAPLAW!!!

by Krakky McKraken October 22, 2007

Cuntelupagus

A big fat cunt who can't keep her big snout out of other peoples' business. A distant, more enormous cousin of an Aardvark. (Rhymes with the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus.)

We never feared running out of supplies, since every Monday morning, before doing any work, the Cuntelupagus sent a delightfully "cheery" e-mail to us letting us know what we had to buy.

by Krakky McKraken August 05, 2007