Definitions by Krakky McKraken

Skape 

An urban "Skunk-Ape"; City dwelling relative of the Sasquatch. Often mistaken as the "Missing Link". Unkempt in appearence, of poor posture, with grimy, thin hair of varying length, and an odor that is an all-out assault on the olfactory senses. Largely unfamiliar with hygenic practices of all aspects. Often seen loping around an office digging through trash for coupons and other discarded treasures. Treats ordinary everyday roadblocks as dire, emergency situations. Extremely unskilled with the simplest of office tools and machinery.

The Skape is going nuts because the stapler is jammed! Look out! I think it's going to musk!

Skape by Krakky McKraken July 27, 2006

purplepotamus 

The most feared of all office animals. Usually dresses in purple and has purple hair and purple hide. Its official name is Purplepotamus Dottiensis. Its roar can be heard for miles. It is notorious for being lazy. It has a terrible temper and it is dangerous to approach it. Also known as FAPLAW, or "Fat-Ass-Psychotic-Lazy-Ass-Windbag." Looks like a cross between Mimi from The Drew Carey Show and a rhinoceros.

The Purplepotamus spends most of its free time whining and shopping online.

purplepotamus by Krakky McKraken July 21, 2006

Muncho 

Not a regular chip, it's a Muncho.

It's a regular chip, not a Muncho!

Muncho by Krakky McKraken July 21, 2006

gaslamp chigger boogie 

Form of dance wherein one moves only the head in a sort of bobble-motion, back and forth, like the singers in crappy early 80s New Wave videos.

Doing the Gaslamp Chigger Boogie for extended periods of time will probably give you a sore neck.

gaslamp chigger boogie by Krakky McKraken July 21, 2006

buffalump 

The hump on the back of a buffalo.

The buffalump on the back of a full-grown male bison can be as much as 1/5 its height.

buffalump by Krakky McKraken October 9, 2005

hillbilly haiku

A poem, spoken by hillbillies, that *sounds* something like haiku but doesn't scan like it. A hillbilly haiku doesn't fit the 5-7-5 syllable scheme, or even have three lines, because hillbillies can't count.

This is a hillbilly haiku.

Dead dogs
Dead, dead dogs.

hillbilly haiku by Krakky McKraken October 9, 2005

balognaphump 

The animal from which hot dogs are made.

Even though millions of people eat one every day, the wiley balognaphump has never been photographed.

balognaphump by Krakky McKraken October 2, 2005