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A verbally abusive slang insult, usually used in self-defense; to mock certain individuals or an individual who is not only morally equivalent to being just like that of a street prostitute, but a gigantic douche of the epic formidable level, and a filthy scumbag to boot. Essentially, someone who is not only an asshole, or a prick or faggot, but a really selfish, idiotic, pathetic one, of which has sank to the morally unforgivable proportions of lowlife. About as offensive as cunt or motherfucker. Often used to deprecate an opponent when very disgusted and enraged.
1. The snotty, rich, stuck-up toadies at my campus who push people around and talk shit while waltzing around like they own the school hallway are nothing but a bunch of well-off, spoiled, piece of shit, god-like attitude having, worthless pig whores.
2. I hate that Tom Cruise the pathetic Hollywood pig whore living a spoon-fed life in luxury trying to impose his tyrannical totalitarian sect of Scientology on the wider-world, yet never working a hard day's work in his little superficial life, nor experiencing the harsh realities and complex struggles of the real world.
2. I hate that Tom Cruise the pathetic Hollywood pig whore living a spoon-fed life in luxury trying to impose his tyrannical totalitarian sect of Scientology on the wider-world, yet never working a hard day's work in his little superficial life, nor experiencing the harsh realities and complex struggles of the real world.
by Kongamuse June 29, 2012
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A whole country that is almost as big as China and America but has less people in it than the US state of Texas.
Why is Australia so underpopulated??
by Kongamuse September 09, 2011
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A lost U.S. state, named after the Absaroka indian tribe.
Absaroka was going to be in between what is now Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota and South Dakota as a US state in 1939, but because there were not enough people in the specific land area, Congress changed their minds at the last minute and Absaroka wasn't approved. What is now Sheridan, Wyoming was going to be Sheridan, Absaroka, the capital of the new state of Absaroka.
See also: the lost state of Lincoln, another lost state that was going to be paired with Washington, Oregon and Idaho.
Absaroka was going to be in between what is now Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota and South Dakota as a US state in 1939, but because there were not enough people in the specific land area, Congress changed their minds at the last minute and Absaroka wasn't approved. What is now Sheridan, Wyoming was going to be Sheridan, Absaroka, the capital of the new state of Absaroka.
See also: the lost state of Lincoln, another lost state that was going to be paired with Washington, Oregon and Idaho.
by Kongamuse September 23, 2011
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To be rejected or hurt or dumped by someone you're romantically interested in. Common symptoms include sleeping a lot, feeling like you're going to die, and wanting desperately to take a toaster bath.
by Kongamuse October 31, 2011
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"Da white man! da white man! They tryna keep us niggas down" -- some black guy
"I's gone get me sommadat free entitlement! I's gone vote for Barry O! Yessuh! da white man ain't gon stop me now!" - Welfare Negro
" I failed da 5th grade 6 times. it must be da white man."
"I's gone get me sommadat free entitlement! I's gone vote for Barry O! Yessuh! da white man ain't gon stop me now!" - Welfare Negro
" I failed da 5th grade 6 times. it must be da white man."
by Kongamuse May 26, 2015
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A French nickname for a depressive, gloomy, melancholic person. Can also be spelled Mélanchon in Standard French.
Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins
Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.
Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)
Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins
Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.
Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)
by Kongamuse May 31, 2013
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See: Teachers, Police Officers, School board, Religious people, the Church, the media, the government and state, and Psychiatrists. Basically, controlling dipshits in society who want you to be a good little robot and conform to their rules and standards and lose your individuality.
They enforce the Status Quo and believe that they can tell you what to Do, Think, Say, Act and everything else.
They enforce the Status Quo and believe that they can tell you what to Do, Think, Say, Act and everything else.
My life would be so much better without being brainwashed and taken advantage of by those stupid mind nazis.
by Kongamuse October 27, 2011
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