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Definitions by Kongamuse

A verbally abusive slang insult, usually used in self-defense; to mock certain individuals or an individual who is not only morally equivalent to being just like that of a street prostitute, but a gigantic douche of the epic formidable level, and a filthy scumbag to boot. Essentially, someone who is not only an asshole, or a prick or faggot, but a really selfish, idiotic, pathetic one, of which has sank to the morally unforgivable proportions of lowlife. About as offensive as cunt or motherfucker. Often used to deprecate an opponent when very disgusted and enraged.
1. The snotty, rich, stuck-up toadies at my campus who push people around and talk shit while waltzing around like they own the school hallway are nothing but a bunch of well-off, spoiled, piece of shit, god-like attitude having, worthless pig whores.

2. I hate that Tom Cruise the pathetic Hollywood pig whore living a spoon-fed life in luxury trying to impose his tyrannical totalitarian sect of Scientology on the wider-world, yet never working a hard day's work in his little superficial life, nor experiencing the harsh realities and complex struggles of the real world.
pig whore by Kongamuse July 2, 2012

Yugoslavia 

This is the biggest bullshit ever. We had it all. One powerful country that went down to the fucking toilet.

I am from Croatia and I can live aside my fellow Serbian like brothers; but you people are too uptight about your "national pride" to do so. You ruin a good country. Fuck racism. Fuck you all. Fuck fascism. Fuck nationalism.
Yugoslavia was a good vision of a country that should never have broken up.
Yugoslavia by Kongamuse February 9, 2012
The biggest laughing stalk of music. The least intelligent form of music and the form of music which requires the least talent. Black people suck. Fuck nigger music.

On the contrary, Heavy metal musicians are the most talented, complex and skilled musicians in the whole world. In order to play Heavy metal you have to be extremely skilled and dedicated to your instruments.

Most metal musicians play extremely complex material and have been usually playing their instruments for over a decade. Are classically trained and know musical theory. Hip Hop rappers are total wimps compared to metal musicians and cannot even play an instrument. They may think that tapping on a Korg keyboard is playing an instrument, but it's not. Hip Hop has no technicality and any person can play what is done on a keyboard in only five minutes. Most rappers have no readily developed talents.

Metal musicians are real musicians unlike shoddy Hip Hop rappers who just rhyme English words and don't know how to play an instrument. Heavy metal musicians are gods and make Hip Hop artists look like a bunch of noobs.

Also, metal is the most misunderstood form of music in the world. Most people think that Heavy metal is a bunch of devil worship and loud guitars and screaming, and that bands like Slipknot are metal. Slipknot are not metal; they are Hard rock as they do not have any musical merit.

It is an annoying cringe-worthy form of music that only uncultured American philistines listen to.
"Hip Hop sucks major dick."

"Heavy metal musicians are the best and hardworking musicians in the world. White people rule and will always be the best at everything, including music. Hail Europe."

"Rappers think that rhyming words is a talent. Rhyming words isn't even that hard. Writing poetry and real lyrics is far more difficult and cumbersome; and no Poetry does not always rhyme. No musical merit or skill whatsoever, and yet they think that rhyming is the only thing in Hip Hop that qualifies as talent."

"Hip Hop listeners have no culture. They say that Hip Hop is a culture and a way of life, but that's bullshit. Hip Hop is pseudo-culture."
Hip Hop by Kongamuse November 17, 2011

human nature 

A stupid excuse that people use to act like irresponsible idiots. Ignoring the fact that they are individuals with their own free will and choose to be irresponsible.
People often use this excuse, human nature, to act like dicks or be selfish to others. They believe that humans are naturally aggressive or selfish which is not true. Everything human beings do is determined by choices you make.

People use "human nature" as an excuse for virtually every wrong doing or idiotic mistake they manage to come up with as a simple excuse to avoid responsibility.

If you are speeding down the highway just because you don't see a cop nearby and want to get somewhere fast, please kill yourself. You are driving inconsiderately and risking your safety as well as putting not only you but other people's lives in danger. No one should drive selfishly without thinking about others just so they can cheat and get to their destination faster. Some people speed when they don't see cops around and end up getting tickets. If you drive in an idiotic, retarded manner like this, please suicide. You're a moron if you do it.

People should always try and obey the speed limit and wear seatbelts like a normal decent human being is expected to. Not sometimes, ALL the time, morons.

The same thing goes for other things like littering. Don't throw it out your fucking vehicle window because you're fucking lazy. Throw it in the trash wherever your destination is, dumbasses. You people using human nature as an excuse to be irresponsible are the reasons why I believe stupid people should be totally eradicated and only select Intelligent people should be allowed to live.
human nature by Kongamuse November 6, 2011
To be rejected or hurt or dumped by someone you're romantically interested in. Common symptoms include sleeping a lot, feeling like you're going to die, and wanting desperately to take a toaster bath.
Man, I got damaged today, and it hurt like hell.
damaged by Kongamuse October 31, 2011

mind nazi 

See: Teachers, Police Officers, School board, Religious people, the Church, the media, the government and state, and Psychiatrists. Basically, controlling dipshits in society who want you to be a good little robot and conform to their rules and standards and lose your individuality.

They enforce the Status Quo and believe that they can tell you what to Do, Think, Say, Act and everything else.
My life would be so much better without being brainwashed and taken advantage of by those stupid mind nazis.
mind nazi by Kongamuse October 27, 2011

Absaroka 

A lost U.S. state, named after the Absaroka indian tribe.

Absaroka was going to be in between what is now Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota and South Dakota as a US state in 1939, but because there were not enough people in the specific land area, Congress changed their minds at the last minute and Absaroka wasn't approved. What is now Sheridan, Wyoming was going to be Sheridan, Absaroka, the capital of the new state of Absaroka.

See also: the lost state of Lincoln, another lost state that was going to be paired with Washington, Oregon and Idaho.
Absaroka was going to be the 49th state.
Absaroka by Kongamuse September 24, 2011