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damaged

To be rejected or hurt or dumped by someone you're romantically interested in. Common symptoms include sleeping a lot, feeling like you're going to die, and wanting desperately to take a toaster bath.
Man, I got damaged today, and it hurt like hell.
by Kongamuse October 31, 2011
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NASCAR

An often overlooked, derided, misunderstood and underappreciated form of American Motorsport; founded in the late 1940's (1947 or 1948; depending on your sources); during WWII and the Great Depression.

It began in a similar fashion to horse racing. (People betting on cars and racers for money. And the drivers racing on sandy beaches, before pavement.)

Superficial people often do not understand it; but it is a Motorsport that requires betting, method and strategy. Almost like Chess or Checkers put on wheels. It is often thought of as "boring" to non-watchers because it is a complex Sport that requires a lot of knowledge about the drivers, the way the cars run, the teams, the team members and the Championship rewards.

A lot of people believe that it's just driving around in circles and takes no skill; but this is not true. The cars are totally different from normal cars. They have no power-steering; and require some of the best handling setups, engines and car parts/equipment that is either bought or developed by the Motorsport teams. Racing in NASCAR is extremely stressful and may require physical fitness. It is a very exhausting Sport, both physically and mentally. The pit crew also must be very skilled and equipped to change the cars fuel, tires and setup in time (usually under 20 seconds) to get their driver back out on the track; and beat the others on time; without making any mistakes as well.
It is a Sport that requires lots of strategy, patience, perseverance, risk-taking, tolerance for frustration, and is actually attracted by a lot of Engineers and intellectuals.

Racers can be extremely skilled but have shoddy equipment or underfunded teams (such as a piston, tire or engine blowing.) and vice versa. Racing teams and drivers often attempt to work their way up over the years; from rags to riches. Starting at the bottom and attempting to make it to the top.

It is mostly seen as an underground (or started as) an underground Sport among the American working class. Capitalism and Sponsorship did not come into NASCAR until the late 1960s or 1970s; and the Sport actually started a bit poor and underground. Today it is actually one of the most richest and watched Sports in the USA; often rivaling the NFL (American football) and NBA (Basketball) in terms of yearly watchers and ratings.

Ex.
"The 1980s and the 1990s were the best racing years of NASCAR."

"Dale Earnhardt was a very talented and an often very renowned and beloved racing icon in NASCAR."

"Anyone who doesn't watch NASCAR remembers that racer kid Jeff Gordon in the 1990s and his domination of the Sport; and know more about him than NASCAR itself," (LOL)
by Kongamuse February 11, 2015
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retarded

so stupid it's embarrassing. can be used to describe something like comedy or a person's bizarre, off-the-wall, eccentric behavior.
I like Family Guy, but sometimes it's humor can get a little retarded.
by Kongamuse November 1, 2012
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VampireFreaks

Another social networking website especially designed for attention whores.
everyone that uses vampirefreaks is dumb
by Kongamuse May 14, 2011
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Heart Attack

A hilarious occurrence in which a fat fuck's heart vessel gets clogged up by years of being fat.
After years of being warned to take care of his health, the fat, ugly obese man finally died of an agonizing heart attack. Good riddance, for he was a complete and total waste of space on the Earth.
by Kongamuse January 4, 2011
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Nietzsche

An insane, Polish-German anarchist philosopher from the 19th century. He is a very misunderstood figure and his books should probably be banned world-wide, as they are very dangerous.

Nietzsche was possibly bisexual and possibly a closeted pedophile. He caught syphilis from a prostitute while he was a teenager and went insane later in life.

Basically, he believed that the ideal humans, the Ubermensch were a peoples that rose above all forms of morality and standards and other races. He believed that humans were inherently evil by birth and that good and bad and emotions are only constructs. Basically, he was a psychopath and a wackjob in disguise as a philosopher. To sum it up: his philosophy is about how to be a parasite and a bloodsucker and deceive your way to power.

He hated philosophers like Plato; whom could be called the antithesis of his philosophy. He believed that human beings created morals as a way to beguile their way to power. Essentially; he believed that there was no such thing as good in the world; and would be an apologist for people such as criminals, child killers and pedophiles, and other scum. He believed that Greco-Romans, or people who seek justice or truth, were Last men, or Untermensch.
Example of Nietzsche's philosophy, If you've played videos games:

The Ubermensch is actually the games: Halo or Doom

But some people mistakenly believe that Nietzsche is: Final Fantasy or the Legend of Zelda (which is actually Plato's philosophy.)
by Kongamuse May 1, 2015
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Mélançon

A French nickname for a depressive, gloomy, melancholic person. Can also be spelled Mélanchon in Standard French.

Interesting historical factoid: This name was given to Pierre Laverdure ("Pierre the Green") a French colonist from La Rochelle, in Western France, who settled in Nova Scotia and Quebec. All Quebec and Louisiana Cajuns who bear this last name are all descended from him, and all are related to each other at some point. See: cousins

Laverdure was known for witnessing many tragedies in his life, and suffering from bouts of traumatic melancholia. Hence his nickname given by other colonists.

Pronounced: May-la'h-sa'h (letter N's are usually silent in French, after the first letter)
"Le pauvre petitlançon"
by Kongamuse May 31, 2013
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