United States

The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.
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Russia

A country that was once communist. It is a big-ass country with a small-ass population. The capital is Moscow, where President Putin is at. Right now, the Russian Federation ( or Russia) is at war with Ukraine. President Putin, nah more like Dictator Putin.
I bought some vodka from Russia
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GoGuardian

The world's worst extension that you can possibly get at the Chrome Web Store. It's just a fucking dipshit-like piece of crappy-ass bullshit that literally blocks any website that you can possibly think of. You can bypass it, but that doesn't matter, since this hellish motherfucking monstrosity of a extension shit act like an asshole who has no soul, no heart. Crushes your dreams for absolutely no fucking reason. It's just a cunt who is created by 3 Satan-like people known as Advait Shinde, Aza Steel, and R. Todd Mackey. This bitchass cunt is by far the worst thing anybody has ever created for a computer. It is mostly used at schools (aka learning prisons) that look at your screen for the rest of the school day, like a fucking FBI spy. If someone said you can get rid of anything you want to get rid of, then one of those things would be GoGuardian. Without that fucking hellish mess, then we would be in peace. This peace of crappy-ass motherfucking bullshit better not exist in the future, because if it does exist, everyone who is reading this has to smash their device. Make sure the teacher leaves, because if they do, get to their computer and uninstall this crap.
Person One: "Hey, why didn't you finished your homework?"
Person Two: "GoGuardian."
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North Korea

North Korea is a shitty country in the Korean Peninsula that has shitty people, shitty leaders, and a shitty economy. North Korea was ruled by Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, and Kim Jong Un, who all are jackasses. Sometims people bow down to 2 giant golden statues of Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il. North Korea has brainwashed their citizens into thinking that the 3 Kims are their "gods". Their economy sucks ass and there's a hotel that is literally empty and they still need to pay for that fricking monsrosity, which is so expensive that is costs 2% of their GDP. North Korea HATES South Korea. Literally the oppisite of North Korea. South Korea has technology and energy that the North doesn't have, while North Korea has cheap-ass labor and minerals that the South doesn't have. South Korea has a democratic regime, while North Korea has a totalitarian regime. No one can go in and out of North Korea, which make North Korea hellish. People starve to death, got shot to death, they died in a billion ways. They have an infinite number of consentration camps, which is like prison but a lot worse. North Korea is just a sad country that has citizens who want to leave the country. Even the people who work for the government wants to leave this hellish crappy-ass bullshit-like motherfucking goddamn retarded athiest state. In the future, it won't exist because of how many countries that are pissed about North Korea. What a sad cunt this dickface country is. Welcome to North Korea. Population: 0
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Fortnite

A game.

What's that? People won't shut the fuck up about Fortnite for the 4,232,897,569,115th time? Tell them to play Minecraft instead. Minecraft is the cure for those people
"Hey, do you want to play Fortnite?"

"Hey, do you want to see a therapist?"
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School

A prison that kids go to get tortured.
Person 1: Hey, what's that sad building over there?
Person 2: That? Oh, it's school?
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Youtube

Youtube!
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