19 definitions by Klojhgfcvbn

A critical disease that can kill you if untreated.
Person 1: I think I have ligma.
Person 2: What's ligma?
Person 1: *inhales*
by Klojhgfcvbn September 15, 2022
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A simplified version of regular English.
American English = English (Simplified)
by Klojhgfcvbn September 3, 2022
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A powerful man where no matter what you do, he'll be unstoppable
"God is good, God is great."
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A game.

What's that? People won't shut the fuck up about Fortnite for the 4,232,897,569,115th time? Tell them to play Minecraft instead. Minecraft is the cure for those people
"Hey, do you want to play Fortnite?"

"Hey, do you want to see a therapist?"
by Klojhgfcvbn June 3, 2022
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The most powerful country anyone can think of. Its economy is massive, it military budget is outrages, and the capital is Washington D.C. Was givin independence in July 4, 1776 by the British. At first, it was pretty small only having the 13 original colonies with Michigan, but then they got Louisiana from France and decided to manifest destiny across the continent (All they was killing the Natives and kicking out the Mexicans). The South was getting rowdy and their smallass brains thought it was a good idea to expand their territory and spread the idea of slavery. Unfortunately for them, the US said "nope" and fucking beat the shit out of the south. They bought Alaska from the Russian Empire (they regretted it) and they "annexed" Hawaii. They fought in a world war, an economic crisis happened, a giant cloud of dust came and went, fought in another world war, bombed a country, hated a country that is the opposite of the US, it collapsed, has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nukes, and a lot of crap that is amazing.
by Klojhgfcvbn March 21, 2022
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S, to the I, to the M, to the P
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