Definitions by Klausey

ale can 

someone who drinks alcohol all the time.

A proper piss head !

My old man's a proper 'ale can'!.

ale can by Klausey September 15, 2009

Keg breath 

The result of last nights ale consumption, where the persons breath stinks of ale. Usually at work the next morning and hidden from the boss.

"Fuck me Bri i'd get that 'keg breath' sorted before the gaffer smells it !"

"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"

Keg breath by Klausey September 15, 2009

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! 

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! by Klausey September 15, 2009

bag of yeast

Meaning - beast - which does not mean good or awsome it means a child molesting monster, a paedophile.

"A fuckin' dirty little bag of yeast"
"Fuck him, he's just a bag of yeast"

bag of yeast by Klausey September 15, 2009

Mop bucket

Daft cunt, idiot, Some one who's always fuckin' up getting things wrong or mixed up. This person will often be funny and most probibly liked - one of the lads.

He's a proper 'Mop Bucket' when he's pissed. or , for example, when somebody spills the last of the ale will often be followed by "What a fuckin' mop bucket!"

Mop bucket by Klausey September 14, 2009

Graynor. 

An old bird, A bird that's too old for for her feller/man.
(Gaynor - Graynor).

She doesn't have to be ugly to be a Graynor !

"Have you seen Bob's new bird ? She's a propper Graynor!"
"There goes Bob with their Graynor"
"Graynor."

Graynor. by Klausey September 14, 2009

fritner 

An ugly person (male or female).
Someone who is so ugly they are frightening.

"Have you seen Tommy's new bird? she's a real life fritner!"
"By eke luv, thee cud 'fritner' police orse"
("goodness gracious me madam, you could frighten a police horse")

fritner by Klausey September 14, 2009