ale can

someone who drinks alcohol all the time.

A proper piss head !

My old man's a proper 'ale can'!.

by Klausey September 15, 2009

Keg breath

The result of last nights ale consumption, where the persons breath stinks of ale. Usually at work the next morning and hidden from the boss.

"Fuck me Bri i'd get that 'keg breath' sorted before the gaffer smells it !"

"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

Graynor.

An old bird, A bird that's too old for for her feller/man.
(Gaynor - Graynor).

She doesn't have to be ugly to be a Graynor !

"Have you seen Bob's new bird ? She's a propper Graynor!"
"There goes Bob with their Graynor"
"Graynor."

by Klausey September 14, 2009

Tripe Hound

An ugly person (male/female), a dog but worse! A dog who only gets fed on tripe.

A good for nothing person, A Tripe hound.

"Fuck off you little Tripe Hound!"
"I wouldn't like to wake up with your mam, she's a right Tripe Hound!"
"Who's ugly? You want to go and look in't mirror you fuckin' Tripe Hound"

by Klausey September 14, 2009

misery guts

A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.

"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

pole vault

To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !

"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

eyezigher

When a person has one eye higher than the other.
"When one 'eyezigher' than the other"

"Ayup ere's 'eyezigher"

by Klausey September 15, 2009