Definitions by Klausey
Keg breath
The result of last nights ale consumption, where the persons breath stinks of ale. Usually at work the next morning and hidden from the boss.
"Fuck me Bri i'd get that 'keg breath' sorted before the gaffer smells it !"
"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"
"This fuckin' van stink of your fuckin' keg breath!"
Keg breath by Klausey September 15, 2009
Bobby Bullshitter
Someone who is constantly telling lies. A person who fabricates the most over the top and totally unbelievable stories.
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"
"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"
EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"
EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !
"What a Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"
EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"
EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !
"What a Bobby Bullshitter"
Bobby Bullshitter by Klausey September 15, 2009
I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !
A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.
EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
EXAMPLE 2
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")
EXAMPLE 2
Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! by Klausey September 15, 2009
Mop bucket
Daft cunt, idiot, Some one who's always fuckin' up getting things wrong or mixed up. This person will often be funny and most probibly liked - one of the lads.
He's a proper 'Mop Bucket' when he's pissed. or , for example, when somebody spills the last of the ale will often be followed by "What a fuckin' mop bucket!"
Mop bucket by Klausey September 14, 2009