An adjective invented by gormless business managers who think they're in a cutting-edge field but are basic bitches on modetate income with brat children.
Also used by Walter Mitty types who think they're 'captains of industry' but are telesales gimps who spend their lives watching The Apprentice.
Also used by Walter Mitty types who think they're 'captains of industry' but are telesales gimps who spend their lives watching The Apprentice.
Sales Gimp: I'm really loving this idea just now. Let's push the envelope and make it even more actionable. We're on a journey. Oo-rah!
Human; Good grief... it's a toaster.
Human; Good grief... it's a toaster.
by Klaatu's Nikto January 27, 2019
A non-Brit whose appreciation of quaint, English customs, Harry Potter, Dr Who, Sherlock etc is about the limit of their knowledge, forgetting that modern UK is nothing like a lot of these shows portray for most of the people living there.
Teeaboos are not particularly new, as Americans and non-europeans have enjoyed twee and anachronistic visions for decades, such as the Richard Curtis movies that were cynically marketed to US audiences, while bizarrely extinguishing the presence of non-whites (see Notting Hill) from London.
Weirdly, children's sci-fi Dr Who is more demographically realistic in it's portrayal of modern Britain than most popular exports, but is still 'London-centric'. Unfortunately, this is because the BBC is Londoncentric in its programming and ignores many other regions of the nation, with their own rich histories and cultures.
Teeaboos are not particularly new, as Americans and non-europeans have enjoyed twee and anachronistic visions for decades, such as the Richard Curtis movies that were cynically marketed to US audiences, while bizarrely extinguishing the presence of non-whites (see Notting Hill) from London.
Weirdly, children's sci-fi Dr Who is more demographically realistic in it's portrayal of modern Britain than most popular exports, but is still 'London-centric'. Unfortunately, this is because the BBC is Londoncentric in its programming and ignores many other regions of the nation, with their own rich histories and cultures.
'I just love THE British accent and tea and Sherlock!'
'Which British accent would that be, you strange teeaboo?'
'Which British accent would that be, you strange teeaboo?'
by Klaatu's Nikto December 06, 2017
A type of UFO occupant. Typically diminutive, grey-skinned being with large black eyes, frail body and a slit for a mouth. The also have flat, duck-like feet but this is never shown in films or TV as undermines their sinister, ethereal quality.
Purportedly from the Zeta Reticuli star system but fond of hanging around the mid-western United States, waiting to fondle truckers, rednecks, fishermen, loggers and people looking for a publisher.
Abilities; walking into locked rooms, designing and flying circular craft, turning radios on and off with science/telepathy, levitation and fingering orifices.
First appearance in fiction; possibly the work of HG Wells.
Purportedly from the Zeta Reticuli star system but fond of hanging around the mid-western United States, waiting to fondle truckers, rednecks, fishermen, loggers and people looking for a publisher.
Abilities; walking into locked rooms, designing and flying circular craft, turning radios on and off with science/telepathy, levitation and fingering orifices.
First appearance in fiction; possibly the work of HG Wells.
Witness 1; wait!... what are those beings in the clearing... my God!
Wotness 2: Oh they're just Greyliens. They aren't famous aliens like Klaatu and Gort.
Witness 1; or Han and Chewie.
Witness 2: is Han an Alien?
Witness 1; technically he was.
Greyliens return to saucer, feeling despondent. Nobody notices.
Wotness 2: Oh they're just Greyliens. They aren't famous aliens like Klaatu and Gort.
Witness 1; or Han and Chewie.
Witness 2: is Han an Alien?
Witness 1; technically he was.
Greyliens return to saucer, feeling despondent. Nobody notices.
by Klaatu's Nikto October 12, 2020
Any documentary that;
. Uses logical leaps to connect unrelated events that create an over-arching narrative that, in turn, supports a nebulous conclusion.
Uses panning overhead shots of American suburbia.
Uses vintage footage of UNIVAC computers, prozac capsules, Air Force personnel firing missiles, a smiling blonde woman, the Bikini Atoll tests, Gadaff, Reagan, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair.
Uses Beethoven's 7th or Philip Glass' Pruit Igoe to usher a sense of techno-fear and existential foreboding.
Tries to incorporate computers, Utopia, Prozac, Psychiatry, Market-driven political policy, suicide bombers and Tony Blair into some overrarching 'scheme'
Appeals to left-leaning, chin-stroking hipsters pseuds fond of using the Courtier's Reply - ' you just don't get it'.
. Uses logical leaps to connect unrelated events that create an over-arching narrative that, in turn, supports a nebulous conclusion.
Uses panning overhead shots of American suburbia.
Uses vintage footage of UNIVAC computers, prozac capsules, Air Force personnel firing missiles, a smiling blonde woman, the Bikini Atoll tests, Gadaff, Reagan, Saddam Hussein and Tony Blair.
Uses Beethoven's 7th or Philip Glass' Pruit Igoe to usher a sense of techno-fear and existential foreboding.
Tries to incorporate computers, Utopia, Prozac, Psychiatry, Market-driven political policy, suicide bombers and Tony Blair into some overrarching 'scheme'
Appeals to left-leaning, chin-stroking hipsters pseuds fond of using the Courtier's Reply - ' you just don't get it'.
Taxi Driver: There's that documentary about how computers caused the financial crash, and it might have some Beethoven and Prozac in it. Maybe Tony Blair grinning like the Satanic bastard we all know he is, ha!
Bus Driver; Oh yeah, and somehow get poor man's Nietzsche Ayn Rand shoehorned in, along with Gadaffi, Brexit and the Smurfs in for good measure. No thanks fella, i have better stuff to watch than a pseudocumentary. He-Man is on Netflix
Bus Driver; Oh yeah, and somehow get poor man's Nietzsche Ayn Rand shoehorned in, along with Gadaffi, Brexit and the Smurfs in for good measure. No thanks fella, i have better stuff to watch than a pseudocumentary. He-Man is on Netflix
by Klaatu's Nikto November 28, 2017
Guy 1; I watched some Hentai last night.
Guy 2; cartoon sex? that's for weirdoes. I watched Pornhub
Guy 1;...
Guy 2; cartoon sex? that's for weirdoes. I watched Pornhub
Guy 1;...
by Klaatu's Nikto October 11, 2020