Klaatu's Nikto's definitions
A type of UFO occupant. Typically diminutive, grey-skinned being with large black eyes, frail body and a slit for a mouth. The also have flat, duck-like feet but this is never shown in films or TV as undermines their sinister, ethereal quality.
Purportedly from the Zeta Reticuli star system but fond of hanging around the mid-western United States, waiting to fondle truckers, rednecks, fishermen, loggers and people looking for a publisher.
Abilities; walking into locked rooms, designing and flying circular craft, turning radios on and off with science/telepathy, levitation and fingering orifices.
First appearance in fiction; possibly the work of HG Wells.
Purportedly from the Zeta Reticuli star system but fond of hanging around the mid-western United States, waiting to fondle truckers, rednecks, fishermen, loggers and people looking for a publisher.
Abilities; walking into locked rooms, designing and flying circular craft, turning radios on and off with science/telepathy, levitation and fingering orifices.
First appearance in fiction; possibly the work of HG Wells.
Witness 1; wait!... what are those beings in the clearing... my God!
Wotness 2: Oh they're just Greyliens. They aren't famous aliens like Klaatu and Gort.
Witness 1; or Han and Chewie.
Witness 2: is Han an Alien?
Witness 1; technically he was.
Greyliens return to saucer, feeling despondent. Nobody notices.
Wotness 2: Oh they're just Greyliens. They aren't famous aliens like Klaatu and Gort.
Witness 1; or Han and Chewie.
Witness 2: is Han an Alien?
Witness 1; technically he was.
Greyliens return to saucer, feeling despondent. Nobody notices.
by Klaatu's Nikto October 11, 2020
Get the Greylienmug. Chimps, Elk, Weed, LA, Fitness, Paranormal, Gobekli Tepi, wolves and bears, MMA, Comedy, Black holes, quads, CIA, Trump, Epstein, DMT, the fucking pyramids. Jamie bringing it all up.
Abe; I listened to Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT.
Ed; I watched Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT while piloting reverse engineered alien craft. Jamie had to bring up an image.
Abe: I missed out on that.
Ed: You did.
Ed; I watched Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT while piloting reverse engineered alien craft. Jamie had to bring up an image.
Abe: I missed out on that.
Ed: You did.
by Klaatu's Nikto October 11, 2020
Get the Joe Roganmug. Like Huffpost, but for demented children with profound cognitive impairment, or quirky girls who think they're feminists but talk about unicorns in baby voices, are vegan, have blue hair and suffer from narcissistic personality disorder.
Dippy girl: Hey, look at this article on Buzzfeed about cats being pumped for Taylor Swift's new album.
Dippy girl's carer: Have you taken your pills today?
Dippy girl's carer: Have you taken your pills today?
by Klaatu's Nikto November 28, 2017
Get the Buzzfeedmug. 1)An affectionate UK/Ire/Aus term for a roast potato, or
2)A slightly derogatory but humourous term referring to expansive female genitalia that causes near-catastrophic levels of cognitive dissonance in many empowered educated but hysterical female journalists and feminist bloggers, at once labelling it sad and pathetic but also threatening and dangerous, as they do with the general incel culture.
Poor lambs.
2)A slightly derogatory but humourous term referring to expansive female genitalia that causes near-catastrophic levels of cognitive dissonance in many empowered educated but hysterical female journalists and feminist bloggers, at once labelling it sad and pathetic but also threatening and dangerous, as they do with the general incel culture.
Poor lambs.
Man in English pub: I'll have a couple of lovely roasties to go with that, and some gra...
Feminist/Guardian/Jezebel ; RRRAAAPE!
Feminist/Guardian/Jezebel ; RRRAAAPE!
by Klaatu's Nikto April 4, 2023
Get the Roastiemug. A pale, spectacle wearing, dead-eyed husk of a man with the body of a pre-pubescent boy. Can be be found on Twitter, orbiting obese feminists with daddy issues, defending their honour and proclaiming their feminist credentials , all while succumbing to the Dunning-Kruger effect while waging their online war against differing opinion in the vain belief that Twitter, and by extension themselves, are politically relevant to wider society.
Physically the soyboy resembles two other species of the genus, the neckbeard and incel.despite denying they have anything in common, and are clearly just as resentful towards those they might call 'conseeervative or centrist, while their incel brethren would use the labels Chad or Stacy,; Functioning adults with jobs, sex lives and hobbies other than playing videogames. All three are tainted by a stench of fungus and cheese from poor hygiene, low testosterone and muscle mass, and dead eyes from all of the antidepresssants they're on.
The soy boy's appearance also has another unfortunate effect of getting them confused for kiddyfiddlers, as they share a common look and style.
As a precaution, most parents of young children give these specimens a wide berth.
Physically the soyboy resembles two other species of the genus, the neckbeard and incel.despite denying they have anything in common, and are clearly just as resentful towards those they might call 'conseeervative or centrist, while their incel brethren would use the labels Chad or Stacy,; Functioning adults with jobs, sex lives and hobbies other than playing videogames. All three are tainted by a stench of fungus and cheese from poor hygiene, low testosterone and muscle mass, and dead eyes from all of the antidepresssants they're on.
The soy boy's appearance also has another unfortunate effect of getting them confused for kiddyfiddlers, as they share a common look and style.
As a precaution, most parents of young children give these specimens a wide berth.
Horatio; get that weirdo away from the school gates!
Gulliver; It's difficult to tell if he's a kiddyfiddler or just another greasy soy boy at war with his own existence.
Gulliver; It's difficult to tell if he's a kiddyfiddler or just another greasy soy boy at war with his own existence.
by Klaatu's Nikto June 20, 2020
Get the Soy boymug.