Kjahnke812 's definitions

Snowrming

A motherfucking snow storm, a blizzard.

Today I coined the phrase snowrming

by Kjahnke812 December 23, 2022

Techtriarch

Head of your family's tech support.

After transferring my parents over to their new smart phones I realized I was the techtriarch of the family.

by Kjahnke812 January 7, 2021

Footles

Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.

Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.

by Kjahnke812 July 16, 2021

Tossing Fruit salad

One man tossing another man's salad. Gay men eating ass.

Jim loves tossing fruit salad before sex.

by Kjahnke812 January 13, 2017

Spamdemic

A sudden influx of spam emails flooding your inbox.

This virus pandemic has triggered a spamdemic of malicious emails.

by Kjahnke812 April 12, 2020

Canadian walkabout

Long hike or camping trip with no amenities.

Dude on PBS documentary was on Canadian walkabout following moose.

by Kjahnke812 January 18, 2017