Kjahnke812 's definitions

Tossing Fruit salad

One man tossing another man's salad. Gay men eating ass.

Jim loves tossing fruit salad before sex.

by Kjahnke812 January 13, 2017

Canadian walkabout

Long hike or camping trip with no amenities.

Dude on PBS documentary was on Canadian walkabout following moose.

by Kjahnke812 January 18, 2017

Techtriarch

Head of your family's tech support.

After transferring my parents over to their new smart phones I realized I was the techtriarch of the family.

by Kjahnke812 January 7, 2021

Budship

Friend that's only your friend because you both smoke weed.

I think this is the start of a beautiful budship.

by Kjahnke812 September 24, 2021

Highired

Being high on marijuana and extremely tired simultaneously.

I'm so fucking highired from work and this dro.

by Kjahnke812 January 13, 2017

Indian reservation

When you made a reservation at a restaurant but when you get there they have given it away to someone else.

Apparently the hostess made ours an Indian reservation.

by Kjahnke812 October 2, 2025