3am

either the definition of "I get no sleep" or the prompt for some creepy youtube video you probably watched when you were a kid, or not, I don't know.

man: I stayed up till 3am, I got like no sleep
youtuber for kids: ooo scary what happened?
man: I was tired
youtuber: I will publish a video on this now for the kids

by Kittyferns September 23, 2023

deadname

When a trans person changes their name, their previous name is their deadname now. If you aren't trans and you change your name, your previous name is not a deadname. If you are under the trans umbrella you can have a deadname

Trans person: I changed my name
Ally: Okay!
Trans person: Please don't call me by my deadname anymore it makes me uncomfortable.
Ally: I'll try my best!

by Kittyferns June 5, 2023

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

The tamil kings

No one conquers the tamil kings

Time to conquer all of India, most of India
whats there
those are the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings
Who are the Tamil Kings?
Idk, merchants probably, and they've got spices

by Kittyferns June 5, 2023

pride month

rise and shine it's time for lesbians to take over your entire for you page, all the company's (except skittles, skittles is skittles) to make their logos rainbow and not actually listen to any gays (except some) and the straights to complain about how the military doesn't get a month (the military gets two months and many days) and how they don't have a month (they didn't fight for their rights)

Lesbian: It's pride month! Every lesbian follow me I'll follow you back!
Bi: Am I apart of the Lesbian apocalypse?
Lesbian: No
Straight: Why don't straights get a month!!
Gay: You didn't fight for your rights fnaf floor tiles
Straights: well why don't the military get a month!
Someone in the Military: We do get a month
Big Company: Look! We made our logo rainbow we're so supportive!
Skittles: We got rid of colors so the gay's rainbow can shine brighter than ours!
North Face: We got a drag queen!
Gays: Yeah!
Homophobes: I'm never buying from North Face again!
Trans people: Follow me if you're under the trans umbrella!
Agenders: yeah!
Non-Binarys: Yeah!
Demigenders: yeah!
Genderfluids: Yeah!
Lesbian: I can't follow anyone else it says I'm following too fast :(

Other Lesbian: Same!!
This is chaos.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

solitaire

a card game for people who can't find friends to play cards with, suck at socializing, or are extremely unpopular

Person 1: I want to play a card game but I can't find anyone to play with!
Person 2: You can play Solitaire
Person 1: Oh yeah!

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023