fidget kids

these kids that take sensory tools used for people with sensory issues and use them as toys to trade and play with, they then left a bad reputation on anyone who uses fidgets for sensory issues, mostly 7 year olds

fidget kid: Is that a fidget
Person who needs fidgets: Yeah, why?
Fidget kid: Can we trade? I have this ultra rare mega pop tube
Person who needs fidgets: no
Fidget kid: Why not, I'm over!!
Person who needs fidgets: Because it's mine
Fidget kid: Can I atleast play with it?
Person who needs fidgets: No, I need it!
Other person: Omg are you playing with a fidget?
Person who needs fidgets: Can you leave me alone about it?
Other person: That's so cringe! You must be one of those fidget kids

by Kittyferns June 02, 2023

3am

either the definition of "I get no sleep" or the prompt for some creepy youtube video you probably watched when you were a kid, or not, I don't know.

man: I stayed up till 3am, I got like no sleep
youtuber for kids: ooo scary what happened?
man: I was tired
youtuber: I will publish a video on this now for the kids

by Kittyferns September 23, 2023

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 02, 2023

deadname

When a trans person changes their name, their previous name is their deadname now. If you aren't trans and you change your name, your previous name is not a deadname. If you are under the trans umbrella you can have a deadname

Trans person: I changed my name
Ally: Okay!
Trans person: Please don't call me by my deadname anymore it makes me uncomfortable.
Ally: I'll try my best!

by Kittyferns June 05, 2023

The tamil kings

No one conquers the tamil kings

Time to conquer all of India, most of India
whats there
those are the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings
Who are the Tamil Kings?
Idk, merchants probably, and they've got spices

by Kittyferns June 05, 2023

solitaire

a card game for people who can't find friends to play cards with, suck at socializing, or are extremely unpopular

Person 1: I want to play a card game but I can't find anyone to play with!
Person 2: You can play Solitaire
Person 1: Oh yeah!

by Kittyferns June 02, 2023