Definitions by Kiro Osex XIII

Linguistic Prescriptivism 

What you're doing when you create an Urban Dictionary entry for something that no one says but you think that they should.

Making a UD entry for a joke instead of documenting actual slang is linguistic prescriptivism.

Linguistic Prescriptivism by Kiro Osex XIII May 29, 2018

harry potter syndrome 

A scenario in which the primary protagonist (especially an eponymous one) of a fictional work is one of the least interesting of the main cast. Named after the Harry Potter series of books in which Harry himself is the most uninteresting out the ensemble of characters.

"I was reading a book the other day and all of the side characters had a lot of personality, but the main didn't have any; it was a bad case of Harry Potter syndrome."

harry potter syndrome by Kiro Osex XIII July 25, 2017

TIPOI 

An initialism that means "there is porn of it."

somefknguy28: hey guys I got overwatch
Xx_sw33g69_xX: tipoi u know
JesseQM: Why are you still using a fucking gamertag from 2011?

TIPOI by Kiro Osex XIII June 23, 2017

Sucking your own dick 

What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.

Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"

Sucking your own dick by Kiro Osex XIII July 4, 2016

Ratchet and Clank 

The Playstation equivalent of cocaine.

1. Did you check out the new Ratchet and Clank game?
2. I haven't played Ratchet and Clank since the PS2 games.

Ratchet and Clank by Kiro Osex XIII June 7, 2016

UT Two Step

To use the primary fire of your ASMD Shock Rifle to explode the projectile of the secondary fire.

I was playing Unreal Tournament the other day, and I did a UT Two Step on a group of blues.

UT Two Step by Kiro Osex XIII August 30, 2015

Apelite 

Apelite (n) - (a-puh-lite)
A feline (usually domesticated house cat) which, when worn on the head, may be used as a projectile.

Gimme the damn remote or I'll throw an apelite at you.

Apelite by Kiro Osex XIII January 23, 2014