Foreign Lubing

Using a substance not meant for use as lube as lube such as melted nails bean juice and spicy hot dog water

Colt likes foreign lubing on the weekend his favourite foreign lube is moss water fresh from the forest

by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025

Washing cuckshene

A washing machine twice the size as the usual with no water made to disorientate cucks and to create a form of entertainment during sex

I love our new washing cuckshene let’s paint it pink and put glitter on it

by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025

Speckonder

A first responder with a disease such as Down syndrome or gingerness

The speckonder arrived at the scene without the foggiest clue of what the fuck was going on

by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025

Femboy abuse

A completely acceptable form of stress relief

George went to the femboy abuse room because he had a shit day at the office

by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025

Sweepy ward

A very sad man with no authority sweeping a mess that he didn’t have the balls to tell his inferiors off for creating ( daft cunt)

Sweepy ward is a bumder

by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025

Cumple

A couple who dumpster dive for used condoms and call it a romantic dinner date

My parents met while running cumple solos

by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025

Lillidick

An exploded dick that looks like a lillipad

I have a lillidick because of the Vietnam war

by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025