STFU

STFU - Swim to france, ugly.

Often used when you want an ugly person to remove themselves from your view, subject to failure if used in france.
guy 1: STFU n00b
guy 2: but I can't swim.
by Kinky pinky April 04, 2005
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ipoo

New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.
guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.
by Kinky Pinky August 15, 2005
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swing-dry

When you shake you head from side to side to dry your hair, similiar to a hairy dog's drying method.
Maria: Pete stop swing-drying! your geting me all wet!
by Kinky pinky June 03, 2005
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mwaub

A noise to make when you don't want to answer a question, to look mad enough to hopefully scare the questioner into either running away or forget the question.
Mother: Why is jimmy the frog inside the vacuum cleaner???
KP: ... Mwaub...
by Kinky pinky June 01, 2005
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iWank

The new vibrator from Apple, which can be used on men,women or haemafrodites. See also iPoo
guy1:Chris bought a mac and an ipod yesterday...
girl1: ew, he probably needs an iWank too...
by Kinky Pinky August 15, 2005
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oh my queer

x10 the power of oh my gay only to be used in extremely shocking situations
oh my queer you are emo!
by Kinky pinky February 07, 2005
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computer screen

^^^^^^^^
< this >
vvvvvvvv

often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs
...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant
by Kinky pinky February 07, 2005
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