9 definitions by Kinky pinky

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New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.
guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.
by Kinky Pinky August 15, 2005
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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs
...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant
by Kinky pinky February 07, 2005
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When you shake you head from side to side to dry your hair, similiar to a hairy dog's drying method.
Maria: Pete stop swing-drying! your geting me all wet!
by Kinky pinky June 03, 2005
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A noise to make when you don't want to answer a question, to look mad enough to hopefully scare the questioner into either running away or forget the question.
Mother: Why is jimmy the frog inside the vacuum cleaner???
KP: ... Mwaub...
by Kinky pinky June 01, 2005
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The new vibrator from Apple, which can be used on men,women or haemafrodites. See also iPoo
guy1:Chris bought a mac and an ipod yesterday...
girl1: ew, he probably needs an iWank too...
by Kinky Pinky August 15, 2005
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x10 the power of oh my gay only to be used in extremely shocking situations
oh my queer you are emo!
by Kinky pinky February 07, 2005
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Niggamare, The stuff that black people dreams are made of. Opposed to have the white fluffy cloud-like substance that white people dreams are made of, black people dreams are made of niggamare, a black goo-like substance, sometimes dries to form the stuff under your toe nails.
guy 1: I mean, where the hell does that stuff under your toenails come from?
guy 2:Well every time a black guy has a dream he makes some niggamare...
by Kinky Pinky August 15, 2005
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