New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.
guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.
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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs
...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant
When you shake you head from side to side to dry your hair, similiar to a hairy dog's drying method.
Maria: Pete stop swing-drying! your geting me all wet!
A noise to make when you don't want to answer a question, to look mad enough to hopefully scare the questioner into either running away or forget the question.
Mother: Why is jimmy the frog inside the vacuum cleaner???
KP: ... Mwaub...
The new vibrator from Apple, which can be used on men,women or haemafrodites. See also iPoo
guy1:Chris bought a mac and an ipod yesterday...
girl1: ew, he probably needs an iWank too...
x10 the power of oh my gay
only to be used in extremely shocking situations
oh my queer you are emo!
Niggamare, The stuff that black people dreams are made of. Opposed to have the white fluffy cloud-like substance that white people dreams are made of, black people dreams are made of niggamare, a black goo-like substance, sometimes dries to form the stuff under your toe nails.
guy 1: I mean, where the hell does that stuff under your toenails come from?
guy 2:Well every time a black guy has a dream he makes some niggamare...