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Niggamare

Niggamare, The stuff that black people dreams are made of. Opposed to have the white fluffy cloud-like substance that white people dreams are made of, black people dreams are made of niggamare, a black goo-like substance, sometimes dries to form the stuff under your toe nails.
guy 1: I mean, where the hell does that stuff under your toenails come from?
guy 2:Well every time a black guy has a dream he makes some niggamare...
by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005
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iWank

The new vibrator from Apple, which can be used on men,women or haemafrodites. See also iPoo
guy1:Chris bought a mac and an ipod yesterday...
girl1: ew, he probably needs an iWank too...
by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005
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ipoo

New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.
guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.
by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005
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mwaub

A noise to make when you don't want to answer a question, to look mad enough to hopefully scare the questioner into either running away or forget the question.
Mother: Why is jimmy the frog inside the vacuum cleaner???
KP: ... Mwaub...
by Kinky pinky June 6, 2005
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swing-dry

When you shake you head from side to side to dry your hair, similiar to a hairy dog's drying method.
Maria: Pete stop swing-drying! your geting me all wet!
by Kinky pinky June 9, 2005
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STFU

STFU - Swim to france, ugly.

Often used when you want an ugly person to remove themselves from your view, subject to failure if used in france.
guy 1: STFU n00b
guy 2: but I can't swim.
by Kinky pinky April 4, 2005
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rivet

A person who resmbles a frog, and who is easily stressed due to hormone issues. mispronouncing the word korn.
ah rivet you queer frog
by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005
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