Kinky Pinky's definitions

mwaub

A noise to make when you don't want to answer a question, to look mad enough to hopefully scare the questioner into either running away or forget the question.

Mother: Why is jimmy the frog inside the vacuum cleaner???
KP: ... Mwaub...

by Kinky pinky June 6, 2005

swing-dry

When you shake you head from side to side to dry your hair, similiar to a hairy dog's drying method.

Maria: Pete stop swing-drying! your geting me all wet!

by Kinky pinky June 9, 2005

iWank

The new vibrator from Apple, which can be used on men,women or haemafrodites. See also iPoo

guy1:Chris bought a mac and an ipod yesterday...
girl1: ew, he probably needs an iWank too...

by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005

oh my queer

x10 the power of oh my gay only to be used in extremely shocking situations

oh my queer you are emo!

by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005

computer screen

^^^^^^^^
< this >
vvvvvvvv

often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs

...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant

by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005

ipoo

New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.

guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.

by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005

STFU

STFU - Swim to france, ugly.

Often used when you want an ugly person to remove themselves from your view, subject to failure if used in france.

guy 1: STFU n00b
guy 2: but I can't swim.

by Kinky pinky April 4, 2005