King of the Bomangoddies's definitions

feduperated

The emotional disconnection and feeling of wanting to shove everyone's head up their own ass that comes from being more than frustrated with everything and everybody's bullshit.

Dude your lack of respect and intelligence has me feeling beyond frustrated. In fact, I'm down right Feduperated with your games and head up your ass trick.

by King of the Bomangoddies May 22, 2018

Wobbler Hammer

An out of control wobbling male appendage that is used as a flailing tool to knock the sense back into senseless hoes.

Your brainless ex is acting senseless bro, you need to wobbler hammer that ass before she totally loses her damn mind.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017

blue alpha

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.

Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

carroboutits

Redneck term for an emotional feeling that grows down deep in the soul. When respect and gratitude are given, you'll tend to develop more carroboutits. Unlike carrots that need fertilizer to grow, too much bullshit in your crop will kill all your carroboutits.

There's too much bullshit round here to have any carroboutits.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

cumminsense

Redneck for forcible common sense. The act of holding someone's lips to your junk and making em suck it til they have the ability to think clearly and effectively in the most basic of everyday situations.

Hey dipshit vaping that vape and smoking that blunt tweeting that tweet while yer driving in heavy traffic, put yer fucktard lips on my exhaust pipe and suckit til you get some damn cumminsense.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

Stickeroff

The ooze of a male ejaculating appendage used to safely get a sticker off.

Dude there's a Walmart sticker stuck to your forehead, you could get that off with Stickeroff.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 16, 2019

wigglebutt

The Earthquaking shaking of ones ass when they're happy to have their feet planted on your chest and a sock stuffed in their mouth.

My dog is such a wigglebutt, she knocks everything over with her flailing tail.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019