feduperated

The emotional disconnection and feeling of wanting to shove everyone's head up their own ass that comes from being more than frustrated with everything and everybody's bullshit.

Dude your lack of respect and intelligence has me feeling beyond frustrated. In fact, I'm down right Feduperated with your games and head up your ass trick.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 06, 2018

cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

Stickeroff

The ooze of a male ejaculating appendage used to safely get a sticker off.

Dude there's a Walmart sticker stuck to your forehead, you could get that off with Stickeroff.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 16, 2019

Peckerwood tree

A smooth skinned tree that grows stubby knotty branches that look like peckers.

If your wood supply is down Bob, you should get up to the Peckerwood tree. It's up over the hill.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 26, 2017

livalotal

There's more colors than Red and Blue, Don't go out of this life without making yourself be known to the world and all that's in it, enjoy life and appreciate everything that's in it whilst you have it and face your mortality.

Man all you do is complain, none of it matters you're going to die in the end so why not LivalotaL?

by King of the Bomangoddies November 20, 2019

shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.

Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 26, 2017

carroboutits

Redneck term for an emotional feeling that grows down deep in the soul. When respect and gratitude are given, you'll tend to develop more carroboutits. Unlike carrots that need fertilizer to grow, too much bullshit in your crop will kill all your carroboutits.

There's too much bullshit round here to have any carroboutits.

by King of the Bomangoddies May 23, 2018