Definitions by King of the Bomangoddies

livalotal 

There's more colors than Red and Blue, Don't go out of this life without making yourself be known to the world and all that's in it, enjoy life and appreciate everything that's in it whilst you have it and face your mortality.

Man all you do is complain, none of it matters you're going to die in the end so why not LivalotaL?

livalotal by King of the Bomangoddies November 20, 2019

blue alpha 

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.

Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.

blue alpha by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

wigglebutt 

The Earthquaking shaking of ones ass when they're happy to have their feet planted on your chest and a sock stuffed in their mouth.

My dog is such a wigglebutt, she knocks everything over with her flailing tail.

wigglebutt by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

cumplain shake by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

Stickeroff 

The ooze of a male ejaculating appendage used to safely get a sticker off.

Dude there's a Walmart sticker stuck to your forehead, you could get that off with Stickeroff.

Stickeroff by King of the Bomangoddies November 16, 2019

carroboutits 

Redneck term for an emotional feeling that grows down deep in the soul. When respect and gratitude are given, you'll tend to develop more carroboutits. Unlike carrots that need fertilizer to grow, too much bullshit in your crop will kill all your carroboutits.

There's too much bullshit round here to have any carroboutits.

carroboutits by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

cumminsense 

Redneck for forcible common sense. The act of holding someone's lips to your junk and making em suck it til they have the ability to think clearly and effectively in the most basic of everyday situations.

Hey dipshit vaping that vape and smoking that blunt tweeting that tweet while yer driving in heavy traffic, put yer fucktard lips on my exhaust pipe and suckit til you get some damn cumminsense.

cumminsense by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018