King lakufta's definitions

wiener tweener

1. a titty fuck
2. when a man places his erect penis between a woman's breasts in order to ejaculate on her breasts, throat, chin, etc.

Mary gave Scotty a wiener tweener last night.
Hey Greg, did you get laid last night? Naw man, but Eve did give me a wiener tweener.
Hi Sally. What that all over your throat and face? It's Bill's spooge. I just gave him a wiener tweener.

by King lakufta December 23, 2021

dinker

A small fish when fishing for a large fish.

Man, I fished all night for the mondo bass, but only caught a bunch of goddamn dinkers.

by King lakufta April 30, 2019

kuft

When a beta person is silenced/stopped/immobilized by a stronger alpha person.

Jim was talking like the godfather about his penis until Julie kuft that shit with a real description of his junk.
Julie kuft Jim for the party, so we will celebrate without him.
Jim can't keep a job, so Julie called kuft him until he starts making some cash again. Jim is such a kuft.

by King lakufta January 28, 2019