Definitions by King Steve

Doge 

A 2020 modern word for dog , it's usually used by memers and cool guys

Katherine : aww that doge is so cute

Jake : yeah like Deez nuts

Doge by King Steve January 16, 2020

grand toast

Grand toast is a commonly used term for a leader, or boss of the highest authority. It is the current day definition of the old slang word 'big cheese.'

King Steve is the grand toast of the math department

grand toast by King Steve June 11, 2004

Lord Baconus 

Leader of House Bacon on the Battle for Breakfast against House Toast. Armed with the frying pan Lord Baconus is truly a worthy foe.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus with the toaster, Lord Baconus swore his revenge.

Lord Baconus by King Steve June 11, 2004

revengance 

The act of acting in respone to another whose previous actions have caused you harm.To acheive revenge or vengance.

After Lord Baconus was struck down by Lord Toastal he swore his revengance.

revengance by King Steve June 11, 2004

Battle of Breakfast 

The ancient war between Lord Toastal and Lord Baconus, in effort to be the greatest breakfast food.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus the Battle of Breakfast began

Battle of Breakfast by King Steve June 11, 2004

this is what i think of you! 

The act of revengance upon an innocent bystander, instead of the agressor causing the reason for the act of revengance. While acting the revengance on the bystander, the agressor must be present.

While King Steve was kicking Mr. Smell's binder, Mr. Smell took Mr. Brain's binder and threw it yelling "This is what I think of you!" in response to King Steve's actions. Although Mr. Brain harmed Mr. Smell not, Mr. Smell enacted wrongful revengance anyways.

this is what i think of you! by King Steve June 11, 2004

Jupe 

Any female that is talked into sex within 1 hour of initial meeting. Also can be any typical "barfly" who's hand stays closer to cock with each lift of her drink.

Damn, Clutch Cargos is where you can find some fine Jupes.

Jupe by King Steve April 9, 2003