Battle of Breakfast

The ancient war between Lord Toastal and Lord Baconus, in effort to be the greatest breakfast food.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus the Battle of Breakfast began

by King Steve June 11, 2004

Crimming

A hack term used to describe someone who is "always there".

Poor Nick would have liked to be crimming like the rest of the group, but he SUCKS, and therefore fails over and over.

by King Steve April 08, 2003

Jupe

Any female that is talked into sex within 1 hour of initial meeting. Also can be any typical "barfly" who's hand stays closer to cock with each lift of her drink.

Damn, Clutch Cargos is where you can find some fine Jupes.

by King Steve April 09, 2003

revengance

The act of acting in respone to another whose previous actions have caused you harm.To acheive revenge or vengance.

After Lord Baconus was struck down by Lord Toastal he swore his revengance.

by King Steve June 11, 2004

Doge

A 2020 modern word for dog , it's usually used by memers and cool guys

Katherine : aww that doge is so cute

Jake : yeah like Deez nuts

by King Steve January 16, 2020

Lord Baconus

Leader of House Bacon on the Battle for Breakfast against House Toast. Armed with the frying pan Lord Baconus is truly a worthy foe.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus with the toaster, Lord Baconus swore his revenge.

by King Steve June 11, 2004

grand toast

Grand toast is a commonly used term for a leader, or boss of the highest authority. It is the current day definition of the old slang word 'big cheese.'

King Steve is the grand toast of the math department

by King Steve June 11, 2004