King's definitions

spading

The activity performed in order to establish a relationship and/or acquire sexual favours from a particular target (spade victim).

I spaded her ass. Now I get to tap it!

I am the spade king because chicks spade me!

by King August 18, 2003

cheerleader

someone that is usually hot. best seen in the lesbian form. but otherwise noted as a prep. mostly stuck up but is a good sight to look at.

betty is a cheerleader. she likes muff but she is a bitch.

by king April 23, 2003

gillion

a type of number with 100 zeros

i walke to the milbar and bought a gillion icypoles

by king November 7, 2003

dobinstoffers

muthafuckas whop fuck it up the asshole
and ija ja pankja!

ehehehehehehehe

spandex!
spandex
i love SPANDEWX!

i got a big heepin bowl of spandex-os the nutritional breakfast cereal manufactured by dobinstoffers in nazi work camps

by King February 2, 2004

Monkey Pussy

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

by King January 22, 2004

opal

a guy who gets a tail put on his ankle for his girlfriend usually boyfriend or imaginary freind

jim got a opal for sarah's birthday now she can fuk his foot

by king April 25, 2003

ning

a mix of to words nipple and ring
"ning"

give us a look at your ning

by king February 18, 2003