Kim Jong-Ill's definitions

Car whiner

A car whiner is usually found on Reddit (mainly r/UrbanHell)
Car whiners constantly complain about american architecture, specifically the interstate system. They always complain about how cars are bad for everyone and love liberal cities such as Seattle or Toronto for using public transit

Man 1: I hate cars, public transit 4 life
Man 2: Public transit is dirty and filled with homeless people, stfu Car whiner

by Kim Jong-Ill January 2, 2021

January 20

January 20 is my birthday, but people will be celebrating for different reasons

Person 1: YES!

Person 2: Thank you for celebrating my birthday!
Person 1: Its January 20, I'm not celebrating for that

by Kim Jong-Ill November 12, 2020

Liberals

People who have overwhelming support but think they have underwhelming support

Man 1: Hey wanna be a liberal? There arent many of us, maybe we can make a change
Man 2: i hear more than half the population are liberals

by Kim Jong-Ill September 18, 2020

Islam

probably the only religion that r/atheism ignores

redditor: look how bad christianity is!!
person: what about islam
redditor: whats that

by Kim Jong-Ill September 18, 2020

The Bible

The only book in the world that nobody has read cover to cover

Person 1: Have you finished the bible?
Person 2: no one has...

by Kim Jong-Ill September 18, 2020

EarthMC

The only minecraft server that hates YouTubers

Player 1: Hey look a youtuber joined earthmc he has 1 million subscribers
Player 2: oh no, he will ruin EarthMC!

by Kim Jong-Ill September 17, 2020

Pacific Islander

another politically correct word thats obviously wrong

Man 1: My Indonesian friend is a Pacific Islander
Man 2: tidak
Man 1: Totally a Pacific Islander
Man 2: ...

by Kim Jong-Ill September 9, 2020