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Definitions by Kim Jong Putin

Cameltoe 

A dreadful disease of the toes characterized by the two sides of the toes on one or both feet to grow aeay from each other. The statements about cameltoe actually meaning the outline of a vagina are absolutely false, take them as seriously you would a sugar-rushed toddler.
Nora: Where's Diego been?
Ed: He got cameltoe real bad. It even got an infection somehow, the poor bastard.
Allie: I hope he gets better soon.
Cameltoe by Kim Jong Putin July 4, 2022

Fabulous Secret Powers 

The origin source of the "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA" meme, originally made by slackcircus
pedro.fernandez.2012: who made heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa
myg0tpharragut64: slackcircus, the original vid is Fabulous Secret Powers

Bum Chucket 

An unparalleled sex move. A dude is doing it with someone, and when their partner least expects it he takes one fistful of raw fish and shoves it up their partner's ass, and throws the other fistful either at their partner or at a nearby wall.
Katy: Dammit, he did it again!
Claire: Oh lord, what now?
Katy: The Bum Chucket.
Claire: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bum Chucket by Kim Jong Putin April 21, 2021

poop faggot 

the poop faggot is the poop faggot
Brian: Where the fuck did James go?
Sarah: I don't know, but he's a sexy poop faggot
poop faggot by Kim Jong Putin December 26, 2020

Indiana Grillface

An oral sex method in which a partner simultaneously gives cunnilingus (usually with tongue insertion) to the female recipient and inserts their nose into their anus, thereby resembling the penetrating partner pressing their face against the grill of a car . Cleaning out the rectum beforehand is recommended. This can also be done vice versa.
Maria: so how was your weekend?
Brianna: Awesome! We tried out the Indiana Grillface!
Indiana Grillface by Kim Jong Putin February 27, 2019