Definitions by Killossal
tuning
Me: He cheated on me.
My mate: With who?
Me: I don't know, he was tuning some random girls on Tinder...
My mate: Looks like a fuckboi, talks like a fuckboi, is a fuckboi.
My mate: With who?
Me: I don't know, he was tuning some random girls on Tinder...
My mate: Looks like a fuckboi, talks like a fuckboi, is a fuckboi.
reserection
Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.
My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.
reserection by Killossal March 18, 2017
ghost message
A message, or messages, sent while the recipient is not online.
It is usually intended for the recipient to read when they come online & not necessary or vital to send in an active conversation.
Ghost messages usually are about previously stated information or just something that you would like the recipient to read & not necessarily respond to.
It is usually intended for the recipient to read when they come online & not necessary or vital to send in an active conversation.
Ghost messages usually are about previously stated information or just something that you would like the recipient to read & not necessarily respond to.
(Please note the timestamps on these examples)
Example 1:
9:20 PM
Sebastian: Do you think you could come tonight?
Anna: Maybe. I don't know... I'll have to ask my mom.
12:00 AM
Anna: I was reading up some things about tickets... It costs 50$ to go there, then we need to consider the amount for food & attractions.
10:15 AM
Sebastian: Oh, right. It closes at 9 too.
Example 2:
3:00 PM
(very random conversation about things)
3:50 PM
Ian: (link to a funny YouTube video)
6:18 PM
Evan: What the hell did you send me.
Example 3:
11:25 AM
Sam: (sends notorious spam)
5:00 PM
Piper: why do you keep ghost messaging me
Sam: ghost messages. (jazz hands)
Example 1:
9:20 PM
Sebastian: Do you think you could come tonight?
Anna: Maybe. I don't know... I'll have to ask my mom.
12:00 AM
Anna: I was reading up some things about tickets... It costs 50$ to go there, then we need to consider the amount for food & attractions.
10:15 AM
Sebastian: Oh, right. It closes at 9 too.
Example 2:
3:00 PM
(very random conversation about things)
3:50 PM
Ian: (link to a funny YouTube video)
6:18 PM
Evan: What the hell did you send me.
Example 3:
11:25 AM
Sam: (sends notorious spam)
5:00 PM
Piper: why do you keep ghost messaging me
Sam: ghost messages. (jazz hands)
ghost message by Killossal October 31, 2016
69 is a visual representation of a sex position.
The numbers represent people.
The 'O' part of the number is the head,
The tail is their genitalia.
So.
69 is an oral sex position where both perform oral sex on eachother at the same time...
Traditionally, the man performing cunnilingus (lickin dat pussy) on the woman while the woman performs fellatio (sucking dat D) .
OR it can also be homosexual, with two men or two women.
& if you are having to search the internet for what '69' is, you are too young to be on the internet.
Please be safe.
The numbers represent people.
The 'O' part of the number is the head,
The tail is their genitalia.
So.
69 is an oral sex position where both perform oral sex on eachother at the same time...
Traditionally, the man performing cunnilingus (lickin dat pussy) on the woman while the woman performs fellatio (sucking dat D) .
OR it can also be homosexual, with two men or two women.
& if you are having to search the internet for what '69' is, you are too young to be on the internet.
Please be safe.
When Lawrence & Anna first met in person, Anna insisted on 69'ing.
So they found a safe, quiet place where they both simultaneously performed oral sex on one another, as a form of 'introducing' eachother.
So they found a safe, quiet place where they both simultaneously performed oral sex on one another, as a form of 'introducing' eachother.
booty
jessica (is twerking)
jacob: wow thats hot
john(his smart friend): Dude she has like 0% ass, No booty at all.
jacob: what
john(his smart friend): dude look closely if you grabbed that thing it'd just be skin & bones
jessica: am i hot jacob ~~~
jacob: . . .
janice (enters the room)
john(his smart friend): Now that fair maiden's got a real booty
janice (as she walks, her ass, as well as breasts, gently & subtly bounce up & down as she walks)
jacob: shit dude you're right
john(his smart friend): Yeah I'm like a sex guru even though I'm a virgin
jessica (still twerking her flat, non-existent ass... *trying to twerk)
jessica: JACOB AM I HOT OMFG LISTEN 2 ME
jacob (approaches janice)
jacob: Hey Janice, You look lovely today.
janice: Wow, thanks, I'm so glad a man actually respects me unlike those other assholes who just say bullshit like "hey fine thang" & "ur so sexy"
jacob (blesses john(his smart friend) for giving him advice on making friends & girlfriends with women)
jessica (trips & begins crying like a little bitch)
jacob (begins to ponder if john(his smart friend) is gay)
jacob: wow thats hot
john(his smart friend): Dude she has like 0% ass, No booty at all.
jacob: what
john(his smart friend): dude look closely if you grabbed that thing it'd just be skin & bones
jessica: am i hot jacob ~~~
jacob: . . .
janice (enters the room)
john(his smart friend): Now that fair maiden's got a real booty
janice (as she walks, her ass, as well as breasts, gently & subtly bounce up & down as she walks)
jacob: shit dude you're right
john(his smart friend): Yeah I'm like a sex guru even though I'm a virgin
jessica (still twerking her flat, non-existent ass... *trying to twerk)
jessica: JACOB AM I HOT OMFG LISTEN 2 ME
jacob (approaches janice)
jacob: Hey Janice, You look lovely today.
janice: Wow, thanks, I'm so glad a man actually respects me unlike those other assholes who just say bullshit like "hey fine thang" & "ur so sexy"
jacob (blesses john(his smart friend) for giving him advice on making friends & girlfriends with women)
jessica (trips & begins crying like a little bitch)
jacob (begins to ponder if john(his smart friend) is gay)
doodle
( 1 ) In Australian slang, a man's penis.
NOUN
plural : doodles
Or, traditionally,
VERB
( 2 ) To scribble, draw or sketch thoughtlessly & haphazardly with little effort.
plural : doodles
past tense : doodled
present tense : doodling
future tense : will doodle
NOUN
plural : doodles
Or, traditionally,
VERB
( 2 ) To scribble, draw or sketch thoughtlessly & haphazardly with little effort.
plural : doodles
past tense : doodled
present tense : doodling
future tense : will doodle