Definitions by Killing Kittens

Secular Humanist

An atheist at pains to show that, he too, can live a deep and moral life.

During his long and irrelevant political tangents, my professor called himself a Secular Humanist.

Secular Humanist by Killing Kittens November 2, 2005

Hell 

See instead High School.

"Middle School and High School are Hell. This hell is different for each person, of course, the length of time spent within is variable. Some emerge victorious, blossoming in college and beyond. Others emerge after a struggle, but are noticeably scarred. Others don't emerge at all, and carry their private hell with them to eternity.

Anyone who remembers these years as a positive, idyllic time is someone I cannot for the life of me relate to." --David E. Mitchell

Hell by Killing Kittens October 10, 2005

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

dicksterity by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

hate crime 

Setting fire to a synagouge. See also arson.

Hate crimes still, unfortunately, occur.

hate crime by Killing Kittens July 1, 2005

Nationalist

Someone who has no concept of personal identity apart from how it relates to outdated ideas about race and ethnicity, and believes that these factors are somehow crucial. Of course, the term "race" is of little important genetic value, and pure races have existed either in history or prehistory, but don't tell them that.

Despite the idiotic nature of these backwards beliefs, Nationalists can be quite intelligent and back up their views with erroneous facts to support them. These are Darwinian and/or Nietzscheian in flavor.

Nationalism is a foolish, immoral, and dangerous ideology.

Nationalist by Killing Kittens May 18, 2005

I love you

If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."

If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."

The only person who ever loved you was your mother.

I love you by Killing Kittens April 28, 2005

soulmate 

See instead Mr./Ms. Right .

I once met my soulmate. She was having dinner with an elf, a leprechaun, and a troll.

soulmate by Killing Kittens April 11, 2005