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Anyone who has an intense interest in another person. Could encompass a wide variety of people; ranging from the innocent and idealistic to the homocidal, but in our cynical society such people are generally thought of as dangerous, especially if they are socially inept.

See instead hopeless romantic.
The stalker did not think of himself as such until she told him to fuck off.
by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005
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A favorite opponent of philosophers, politicians, pseudo-intellectuals, real intellectuals, atheists, creationists, political activists, and conspiracy theorists, and a perennially useful one at that.
Said the creationist to the uninformed, using his favorite straw man, "Since randomly jamming your television set rarely fixes any problem, the blind process of evolution is therefore a scientific improbability."
by Killing Kittens November 13, 2005
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1. A sexy demon chick with wings, horns, and a gothic leather dominatrix getup, complete with 4-inch heels.

2. "In medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi; from Latin succuba; "prostitute") is a demon which takes the form of a female to seduce men (especially monks) in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim." --Wikipedia

The young boy masturbated to a picture of a succubus in his Diablow manual.
by Killing Kittens July 17, 2006
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The most sincere and socially responsible reaction to self-awareness.
You could endd it all, but you just don't have the guts.
by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005
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Hey dumbass. It was me who originally wrote that a supermodel is

"A female holocaust survivor with a basketball implanted under each nipple, held up as a standard of feminine beauty."

And I'm a guy!
A typical supermodel's lunch consists of a cotton ball soaked in orange juice.
by Killing Kittens March 03, 2005
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The lack of a belief in the existence of a god or gods. This usually also means a lack in a belief in an afterlife, the soul, the supernatural, or any sort of ultimate reality outside of the physical one.

For the atheist, reality is limited to reductionist empiricism, morals are usually relative or determined by the rules of conduct that make civilization possible, life is it's own purpose, and the truth or falsity of religious beliefs is apparently subject to evidence (though there are no specifications as to what these are).
Athesim is not, despite many claims here, the default belief of all life or humanity at birth. To say that babies and animals are atheists is silly simply because we cannot ask them, and some indeed even argue that they are aware of the presence of "god" within them. Also, the fact that nearly every culture around the globe has, in some form or another, developed some mode of religious belief goes to show that religion is a much deeper part of the human experience than this particualr brand of atheism will admit.
by Killing Kittens December 02, 2004
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A worshipper of the self or the god of science, often unknowingly religious.
An atheist can speak of moral relativism, but not live it.
by Killing Kittens September 14, 2004
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