Definitions by Kiko

artifaction 

1. Appearance
2. Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.

Kiko: The artifaction for this fall will be...this 1700s Kabuto Samurai Hat
Fashion guru: So garish!
Kiko: Quiet!

artifaction by Kiko July 18, 2004

act of congress 

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

act of congress by Kiko July 7, 2004

bonkler 

An idiot; a know-nothing.

Don't be a bonkler, vote for Kerry!

bonkler by Kiko June 26, 2004

kiriu 

Keen Individuals for a Revolution in Intranational Unions/Understanding/Undertakings

The Kiriu Corps. RULES!

kiriu by Kiko June 20, 2004

hurf-durf 

Noun;

A person that is not to be taken seriously.

Jerkden: Play my card game!
Kiko: Well, I don't know how...it's complicated, and I don't feel like learning that shite.
Jerkden: It's okay, be like Dackson. He's no good at the game, but he plays anyway and has fun.
Kiko: Well, Dackson will be the lone hurf-durf; I'm not playing!
Jerkden: Suit yourself.
*Kiko punches Jerkden*

hurf-durf by Kiko April 29, 2004

escrillo

Spanish-language term: shrimp, small fry.

Juan Jose: Yo, qué pasa ese?
Guillermo: Sup, escrillo?
Juan Jose: Who you callin' "escrillo," muh fucka? *pulls out Gat*
Guillermo: Yo yo, cool out.
Juan Jose: Aight. You see those drawers Alicia got on today? Shit yeah!
Guillermo: SHIT yeah.
Kiko: Get out of here, mexicalis!
Alicia: Mexicanitas rule!

escrillo by Kiko April 25, 2004

Coko

A man who flirts insincerely.

Kiko: Look at that coko over there, scamming all those girls!
J.C.: Uh hur hur hur! We need to get you a nice redhead; you know, th-
Kiko: Silence!

Coko by Kiko April 25, 2004