Definitions by Kieren and Grae
ultimate frisbee
There is no denying that this is the gayest sport ever designed... I even play the bastard and I know it's queer.
Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics.
Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do.
You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit.
There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5)
Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID
Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics.
Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do.
You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit.
There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5)
Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID
When playing a team who tried to cheat us I had to do the talk at the end of the game, I told them that we hated them, that is an ultimate frisbee no no
Take calls out of ultimate frisbee, much more fun that way
Take calls out of ultimate frisbee, much more fun that way
ultimate frisbee by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
2 fast 2 furious
The second worst film ever made, beaten into submission by Reign of Fire
Surely a film of this stature should never be released on the public?
Surely a film of this stature should never be released on the public?
In 2 fast 2 furious one guy signals with a nod to the other and they zoom off at top speed, 10 minutes later they signal to each other with a nod and one pulls a 180 degree turn and drives backwards for a while- this language is stupid
2 fast 2 furious by Kieren and Grae July 3, 2006
Reign of fire
Easily the worst film ever produced, they managed to take something as cool as dragons taking over the world and completely shat ALL over it in the piss take that is this film.
I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is
I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is
1.Somehow American people in Reign of Fire manage to fly a few helicopters across the ocean not only without explaining how they manage to fly that distance but also without being owned by the dragons
2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people
3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people
3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
Reign of fire by Kieren and Grae July 3, 2006
tim henman
A sportsman who was always good and was top 10 in the world for a very long time. Despite the medias effort to will him on to win Wimbledon he never could quite manage it, this meant that the media would no doubt slate him when he was eliminated from any major tournament.
A testimony to the British spirit to keep on trying but despite being in the top 10 players of the world for a very long time, that simply isn't good enough for the majority of the British public who take great joy in seeing him fail.
A testimony to the British spirit to keep on trying but despite being in the top 10 players of the world for a very long time, that simply isn't good enough for the majority of the British public who take great joy in seeing him fail.
Tim Henman will NEVER win wimbledon and the British media will ALWAYS support him then laugh at him when he fails like the evil shits they are
tim henman by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006
wimbledon
A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people
"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"
a made up quote from Tim Henman
a made up quote from Tim Henman
wimbledon by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006
Wayne Rooney
A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies
Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight
Wayne Rooney by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006
Celtic
Made the Uefa cup final in 2003 and somehow managed to take 50,000,000 fans along. Awarded the fair play award for no arrests and also won the nobel prize for turning 30,000 people into 50,000,000 using a device now known as the Seville Calculator.
I challenge you to find a Celtic fan who wasn't in Seville
I challenge you to find a Celtic fan who wasn't in Seville
Celtic by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006