There is no denying that this is the gayest sport ever designed... I even play the bastard and I know it's queer.
Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics.
Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do.
You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit.
There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5)
Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID
Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics.
Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do.
You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit.
There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5)
Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID
When playing a team who tried to cheat us I had to do the talk at the end of the game, I told them that we hated them, that is an ultimate frisbee no no
Take calls out of ultimate frisbee, much more fun that way
Take calls out of ultimate frisbee, much more fun that way
by Kieren and Grae July 04, 2006
The second worst film ever made, beaten into submission by Reign of Fire
Surely a film of this stature should never be released on the public?
Surely a film of this stature should never be released on the public?
In 2 fast 2 furious one guy signals with a nod to the other and they zoom off at top speed, 10 minutes later they signal to each other with a nod and one pulls a 180 degree turn and drives backwards for a while- this language is stupid
by Kieren and Grae July 04, 2006
The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back
Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick
Good times
Good times
by Kieren and Grae July 04, 2006
A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies
Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight
by Kieren and Grae July 02, 2006
by Kieren and Grae July 01, 2006
Dunfermline, aka dumpfermline in fifer scum land, home of the biggest majority of scumbags in the whole of Scotland, yet to discover washing and soap. They will never go anywhere and their shitty wee pish fitbaw team will soon go bust
1. I spent my £10 a week keep money on a ticket to see Dunfermline get pumped - again
2. Soap? Nah I use mud
2. Soap? Nah I use mud
by Kieren and Grae July 01, 2006
The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006