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Pretentious Barry

A Normal with an interest in showy kitchen utensils and/or ingredients,which may or may not be useless.

A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.

All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
MIKE: “Here is your $30 mini salt grater”

BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”

MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie”
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry
by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021
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Deece

The optimal choice. A word used to describe something: usually a food or an outfit/costume that looks exceptional. Can be used on its own to express immense joy or in a sentence as a compliment.

Used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
1.) Deece! Thats awesome
2.) Looks pretty deece to us!
by KhaleesiofRivia March 30, 2021
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A Jamie Moment

To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”
by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021
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Super-Geek

A way to describe oneself or someone else who has an abundance of knowledge on a topic of nerdy nature.

Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films

A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”

They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.

*This Version* Originated and used by British YouTube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Do you laugh at maths jokes?”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
Don’t know
“It’s half a pie”
You are a Super-Geek”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 27, 2021
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Lanlard

To bluntly shut down a proposed idea or incorrect query via a pause and simple "No". Often to the specific embarrassment of the subject.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
"Don't you cook to 165° C to make honeycomb?"
"... no."
“Well, that was a Lanlard...thanks mate”

"He just asked if that was the right peeler to zest an orange."
"Oof, he just ABSOLUTELY Lanlarded him!"
by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021
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Snacking Food

An extra bit of an ingredient used for a recipe or a botched first attempt at said recipe consumed during the making of a meal.

Usually a bit of meat left over or made extra to snack on whilst cooking.

Used heavily & created by British YouTube star Jamie Spafford and other members of SORTEDFOOD.
1.)“I made some snacking bacon while I wait for my eggs to cook”

2.)“The first pancake always turns out to be rubbish- we can’t serve that”
“This pancake is now Snacking food!”
by KhaleesiofRivia March 26, 2021
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Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions
by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021
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