Shag

Some people think that shag makes a nice replacement for swag. Well, that is, Americans. Little do they know that it is British slang for sex.
Oh, that's shag, man! Says one guy to his bro.

Person who knows the real meaning just sits in the background and laughs uncontrollably at the gayness.
by Kezi March 15, 2015
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Douchebag

Someone not at the extreme point if fucker or motherfucker, but asshole and shit just doesn't make an effect on them, just another insulting name to throw around.
Person: dude I can't believe you cheated on her after just a month. You're such a douchebag

Person: you douchebag, you're always ditching us for that dumbass
by Kezi December 12, 2014
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Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.
Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up
by Kezi December 12, 2014
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Demote

The opposite of a promotion, sometimes get moved down a lot more than one position.
Dude, I heard you got your job switched around! Promotion?

Nah, I got demoted. I went from executive to secretary.

Sucks dude.
by Kezi December 12, 2014
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Bae

Originally "Before Anyone Else" and meant as a good thing but is now just a distracting, dumbass thing to say. Used mostly by dumbass people who dont have anything worthwhile to say so the just yell Bae. A shithole way to annoy people.
People playing volleyball:
Gurl 1: I got it Bae!
Gurl 2: Ok Bae!
Gurl 1 misses ball.
Gurl 2: Good job Bae!
Everyone else: Groans. "Just hit the damn ball already!"
by Kezi September 04, 2014
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gfn

Good fucking night.

Used usually when stressed or angry.
Had a long day, cant wait to sleep. Gfn.
by keZi January 26, 2012
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No Nut November

November is allergy awareness month, so to support our friends who cannot enjoy the simple pleasures in life like Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups, we as a nation go nut free in November! Please help to support this worthy cause by removing all nut products from your diet for the next couple weeks. This includes peanuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, pecans, etc.
Person 1: Hey do you want a sandwich?

Person 2: Yeah, as long as it doesn’t have peanut butter! No Nut November.
by Kezi November 05, 2019
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