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Guiltfluencer

Guiltfluencer gilt-floo-en-ser
noun

A crafty individual who skillfully uses guilt as their main tool to manipulate others' perceptions, often casting a negative spin on subjects to dissuade or gatekeep people from engaging with them. This persuasion maestro operates by triggering feelings of guilt, regret, or responsibility in their audience, effectively influencing opinions and decisions.
Ever since Karen became a vegan, she's turned into a real guiltfluencer, making everyone feel bad about their food choices."
by Kewk December 24, 2023
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Neurothirst

Neurothirst (noun):

The intense desire for mental stimulation, usually satisfied by solving complex problems or learning new skills.
After spending hours engrossed in a challenging crossword puzzle, he felt a surge of neurothirst, an insatiable craving for intellectual engagement that could only be quenched by delving into even more complex problems or diving into a new skill to master.
by Kewk July 2, 2023
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Balpha Male

A person who attempts to embody the traditionally assertive, dominant qualities of an "Alpha Male" while still primarily displaying the more reserved, submissive traits of a "Beta Male."

A social role characterized by an unsuccessful or overcompensating attempt to exhibit leadership, dominance or assertiveness typically associated with Alpha Males.
Despite his best attempts, a Balpha Male often reveals his Beta tendencies, leading to amusing or awkward social interactions.
by Kewk July 27, 2023
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Synchronic Event

Synchronic Event /sɪnˈkrɒnɪk ɪˈvɛnt/
Noun phrase

A Synchronic Event is a classification for a sequence or series of synchronicities that have occurred with enough frequency or significance to warrant focused study, interpretation, or action. Unlike "synchronicity," which denotes the observation of meaningfully related but non-causal events, "Synchronic Event" represents the singularity of these events as a collective entity, implying a heightened level of recognition and intention to understand or engage with them.

Etymology:
The term "Synchronic Event" combines "synchronic," which is derived from "synchronicity," with "event." This pairing creates a novel concept that extends beyond mere observation of coincidental or meaningfully related events. Instead, it moves toward intentional recognition and focused study or analysis of such occurrences when they form a pattern or sequence that warrants further attention.

Usage:
In academic contexts, especially within the realms of psychology, sociology, and philosophy, a Synchronic Event refers to a specifically identified series of non-causal but meaningfully connected occurrences that prompt further investigation or action.
The repeated co-occurrence of a rare bird species and a local festival, over multiple years, led naturalists to label it a Synchronic Event, sparking new conservation initiatives.
by Kewk September 20, 2023
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Shtypo

A typo that takes place while taking a shit.

Shh-Type-Oh
My bad if there are any shtypos!
by Kewk September 13, 2020
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Venturpidation

Venturpidation (noun):

The unique blend of anticipation and hesitation that engulfs an individual when embarking on a new journey or project, combining the excitement of venturing into the unknown with a cautious awareness of the potential obstacles and uncertainties that may arise.
He experienced a mix of venturpidation as he prepared to embark on his solo backpacking trip, feeling both excitement for the adventure ahead and a twinge of nervousness about the challenges and uncertainties he might encounter along the way.
by Kewk July 2, 2023
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wallgina

a slang term used for a mythical plastic vagina which is electrical in nature and usually derives it power from the wall socket.
Origin: Gay Joe from P-Town
I dont need me a girlfriend, I got me a brand new wallgina !!
by KewK December 14, 2004
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