Definitions by Kevin Cernjul

Jagstog 

Word created and popularized by a metal band of the same name.
Was originally "jastok" because it just sounded cool, but with many spelling errors became Jagstog.

"Jagstog is the best band in the world!"

Jagstog by Kevin Cernjul October 19, 2006

facedrop 

A word made famous by metal band Jagstog.
When running, biking, skiing, or any other fast-paced forward movement that has an unwanted end result of smashing one's face into the pavement, gravel, or other hard/painful surface.

"So I was running down the street and this little Jaggernaut came running out in front of me and i tripped over him...did a facedrop right into the sidewalk."

facedrop by Kevin Cernjul October 16, 2006

explosies 

poking fun at expenses involving explosions

"Those Iraqi's got some serious explosies on their hands!"

explosies by Kevin Cernjul July 2, 2005

flava puff 

Cotton Candy in a clear tub.

"The Flava Puff cost $3.42"

flava puff by Kevin Cernjul July 2, 2005