Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 05, 2003

bk

Burger King-Have it your way

Thanks for choosing BK proceed to the next window.

by Kevin February 24, 2005

dilltweeze

moron, having no common sense, a dumbass.

What a dilltweeze! She cheated on him, and he took her back!

by Kevin March 03, 2005

<3

When you turn your head to the left, <3 looks like a person with a ballsack mouth wearing a dunce cap.

Someone: <3
Someone else: That's gross!
Someone: ?

by Kevin July 22, 2008

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

skinny puppy

1. a band

2. what happens when you run out of Alpo.

Louie Anderson was so hungry he ate my skinny puppy.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

chokeit

Comes from choquette. The latter day saint of the the Catholic church.

comes from Choke
and it

by Kevin June 29, 2004