man clam

a homosexual males anus.

John went clubbing in search of some man clam.

by kevin December 03, 2006

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Dump and Pump

To masterbate while defecating simultaneously.

Kevin couldn't find anything to read while on the can and decided to pull off a dump and pump.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

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fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 03, 2004

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do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 07, 2005

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