Kevin 's definitions

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.

Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.

by Kevin March 31, 2005

rizzy

rooting back the kevin term right meaning correct or the opposite of left

margo made a rizzy at the traffice light

i was wrong steve you were rizzy

by kevin August 8, 2004

Chewin

To recieve oral sex from a male or female.

I'm looking for da chewin.
You know that girl chewin.

by Kevin December 19, 2003

peloquin

a last name, always of a really awesome and gangsta play boy

Kevin Peloquin

by kevin January 28, 2003

slaw burger

to outrageously suck ass

Justin's mom is a huge slaw burger!

by Kevin February 14, 2005

lincoln-douglas

A style of debate centered on a value, a value criterion, and a set of contentions. Commonly shortened to LD.

Affirmative: ...please cross-refer to my case, and then you will clearly see how my opponents value falls, and in turn his whole case.

Negative: I would first like to point out that....

by Kevin May 1, 2006

rezo

obsessive kid who will never let something go
cries on the phone when talking to girls
very feminine
a stalker
a letter written by a man in a feminine context

omg dude look this guy just wrote a rezo

by kevin January 3, 2004