flumpitous

the judging of how large and in charge the female breats are.

Dude she's got flumptious tits.

by Kevin April 14, 2003

perm mullet

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.

A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

going kucich

v. staying in your room and making minimal human contact until January for some trivial thing; getting overly upset about a trivial thing; self-mutilation or suicide

John went kucich after his girlfriend said she would love to hump Ben Affleck

by Kevin October 25, 2004

bejigawizzle

what the hell; god damnit; fuckin shit; of course i get pooped on; why now?

We just got an order for 20 sandwiches, and they want it in 30 minutes.....ahh bejigawizzle!

by Kevin December 05, 2004

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.

Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.

by Kevin March 31, 2005

mydixafloppin

The Art of Impetence!

Man, i got mydixafloppin goin on here.. no bitch will stay in bed.

by Kevin April 08, 2005

what a fag

expression used to show extreme dislike or unsatisfactory to a person, or even a thing. like the expression "fag", but is used to make a stronger emphasis.

teacher: class, we have a popquiz over yesterday's chapter, there will be twenty problems and you will have five minutes to finish.
me: WHAT A FAG

by kevin February 09, 2004