Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.
Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
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barnold

well barnold is a man of many words. most of them are dumb ones. he had 10 dads come to parent night during the football season. his mother is a kind little house wife with a past like one of a whore. a normal day for barnold consist of going to school and wasting time during class looking up colledge schools with the name like th philly funk and what not. then he goes to lunch and trys to make long distance shot from his seat to the garbge can while shouting "koby" knowing dam well that koby is a tall black man and not a short fat white boy from the berbs. then he goes home and waste the wrest of his free time on madden 05 trying to make the 49ers a team worth talking about. when we all know that the only way the 49ers will see another superbowl is when hell freezes over and the whole team dies in a plane crash. barnold is a sad man and his mom is a whore/house wife. and his sister is hot!
"mmmm barnolds mom gives good head.and his sisters tittys are amazing"
by kevin March 14, 2005
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Gordo

1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.
Gordo has a bad haircut.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.
Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!
by Kevin February 17, 2003
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charter communications

The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth
I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again
by Kevin May 26, 2004
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hfs

HFS! You landed a Mctwist!
by Kevin March 31, 2005
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Red River Shootout

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
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