Kevin's definitions

qouche

A combination between a queef and a douche.

Megan was a queef and a douche, therefore she was a qouche.

by kevin April 12, 2006

chunged

When your face turns red after drinking alcohol.

Damn look at Andy. He's chunged!

by kevin September 6, 2003

votca

a drink that rob likes to have

rob go drink some votca

by Kevin January 6, 2004

New Jersey

Where I live. The greatest state in the nation, with the greatest hockey team in North America, the Devils. And the factories are only in the semi-circles around New York and Philadelphia-the rest is pure bliss. Plus, this state is home to one of the greatest universities in the world, Princeton University. NJ rules!!!

Typical moron: Yo dawg, Noo Jerzee's nuthin' but gross, yo!
A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?

by Kevin October 2, 2003

sploit

Exploit

I rooted that nigger's box using the new ssh sploit

by Kevin September 17, 2003

tubed

The phenomenon that occurs when Penny Arcade links to a lesser known website.

"The Gamer Tag Database was definantly tubed when Tycho placed a link to it on the main news page."

by Kevin February 21, 2003

MTV

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.

by Kevin September 2, 2003