Kevin's definitions

forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.

post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.

by Kevin June 19, 2006

how multiracial

The a bad thing to say during a conversation with someone whom you have recently broken up with.

"I was hanging out with Juan and Andre today."

"How multiracial"

by Kevin June 12, 2004

limey

British sailors sucked on Limes to avoid scurvy when pioneering the New World.

Yes, Britain may have had its day in the 'whole world' picture, but - we do know where the USA is, how many states it has and are generally up-to-date with the names of the major political players. 2 Questions for our American cousins: 1. How many counties are in England? 2. Can you define the difference between; Great Britain, United Kingdom and British Isles?

by Kevin February 14, 2004

k5

Fullsize chevrolet SUV truck, debated whether it is in fact an SUV or a truck seeing as how the it is convertible as well as a 4x4. Came with 350s 400s and rarely a 454. Later on the blazer would become the s10 blazer, a nonfullsize pickup non convertible as the fullsize became tahoe after 1995.

Kevin's blazer is worthy offroad and onroad.

by Kevin January 26, 2005

Lucidonna

A painting or picture of Satan holding the decapitated head or corpse of Jesus. It is the premiere art form of Satan worshippers around the world.

For the poster contest, John decided to make a poster depicting a Lucidonna.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.

Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"

by Kevin October 23, 2005

Half Staff

When A Man Is Half-Erect.

Look At Tommy, He Is Half-Staff. Will It Do The Trick For His Girlfriend?

by Kevin January 26, 2004