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my assul

A Conjunction of the words "my ass" and "will"
Man, My assull get fired if I rush up on dat hoe.
by Kevin April 8, 2005
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amp bitch

n. One who turns their amp up so loud so that everyone else gets completely drowned out.
Musician 1: Cameron, stop being such an amp bitch, I can't even hear myself think
Musician 2: What??
Musician 1:Turn off your amp you amp bitch!
Musicain 2: What??
Musician 1 then unplugs Musician 2
by Kevin February 16, 2005
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hfs

HFS! You landed a Mctwist!
by Kevin March 31, 2005
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smeg head

similair to calling someone an asshole or totall gitt.
Comes from the root word "Smeg" as in cheese dick.
Rimmer, you are a totall smeg head!
by Kevin February 17, 2003
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Red River Shootout

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
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charter communications

The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth
I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again
by Kevin May 26, 2004
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Rin Tin Tin

Yo, that pimpin' ride is Rin Tin Tin!
by Kevin May 1, 2006
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