qouche

A combination between a queef and a douche.

Megan was a queef and a douche, therefore she was a qouche.

by kevin April 12, 2006

Arbitrarism

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.

The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.

by Kevin March 02, 2005

Weeble

the shit nuggets that get caught in your ass hair

i have weebles

by kevin September 30, 2003

dead zone

in surfing: the area between two swells where the waves arent breaking.

"hmmm, the waves are breaking further out and closer in, i must be in the dead zone."

by kevin September 10, 2003

druth

Thirst due to excessive alcoholic drinking

Scottish slang

I have a wee bit of a druth as a result of last night's beer tasting event.

by Kevin April 16, 2004

hog

overloading the bottom lip with a big dip

Damn I'm craving some nicotine, I need to throw in a fat hog.

by kevin February 27, 2003

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004