Kevin's definitions

Bot

A forceful carrier of the odds.

That dumb bitch who gave me herpes was a bot.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

fool's errand

special task for the uninformed new worker to a job

Get me the keys to the sea chest
Get me some prop wash
I need some relative bearing grease
Hand me a left handed spanner wrench
I'm gonna need a horse ladder
Me thinks me need a flannel hammer
I'm gonna need a rubber hammer for glass nails

by Kevin April 11, 2005

omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008

near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

by Kevin March 19, 2004

splank

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

by Kevin December 8, 2003

black deluxe

1. a person that is blacker, more ethnic than most.

2. a person that is super black.

Tyrell is what we call black deluxe.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

sandwich with mayo

Where two men and a woman have a threesome where one man takes the front and the other the back, and then both cum on her face at the same time.

John and I gave Jane a sandwich with mayo last night.

by Kevin February 16, 2005