vjsnipples

a drawing of vj's nipples on my hand
i like to touch the nipples on my hand, because they remind me of vj's nipples.
by kenny December 18, 2003
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napoleon dynamite

One of the worst low budget movies ever made... The guys in the movie tried way to hard to be funny and they were not funny at all....
Instead of seeing Napoleon Dynamite, see Donnie Darko. NOw thats a good low budget movie ;)
by Kenny December 31, 2004
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The Worse Movies Of All Time

Trilogies that ruined good movies!
Terminator 3, Matrix Revolutions, Robocop 3, Beverly Hills Cop 3, Halloween 3 . . . and many more, can you think of some?
by Kenny June 11, 2006
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Coolidge effect

Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."
by Kenny July 30, 2008
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launch

What Captian does to every 'Zig' for great justice.
by kenny April 06, 2004
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Ocean City

A vacation spot in MD, with everything you look for in a summer vacation. Though expensive, you must visit a few times in your life.
Ocean City is the place to be on the 4th of July.
by Kenny December 07, 2004
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tarnations

Another word for hell also see Heck. Mainly used in the southern part of the United States in the late 19th to early to mid 20th centuries.
1. What in tarnations is going on here?
2. What in tarnations are you doing to that cow Billy Bob?
3. Where in tarnations did I put my corncob buttplug?
by Kenny August 22, 2003
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