staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

by Kenny May 13, 2005

rax

to steal; borrow; mooch;
to take (from a friend)

"Can I rax one of those chips, dude?"

by Kenny March 10, 2003

counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

hayhay

slang for the game of the gods...HALO

Sup dawg, yo wanna go play some hayhay

by Kenny May 17, 2004

fecus

part fetus part fecal matter

the fecus looks funny in this light.

by kenny December 17, 2003

quay

Used as the exact same thing as gay(annoying, stupid, etc...), but you can use it without fear of being Politically incorrect. No more gay people and liberals bitching at you anymore.

Man, that test we took today was quay to the max

by kenny April 22, 2004

short'n'sexy

A short Person, with a nice booty, very very sexy...hince short'n'sexy

--Kenny
Aim S/N Bashbro12k ;-)

Two guys walkn down the beach...short and sexy girl walks by...they turn..."damn dude now thats a short'n'sexy"

by Kenny December 06, 2004