Definitions by Kenneth Brown

noassatall tablets 

The medicine that a woman with a flat ass takes. No-ass-at-all.

I see that Paris Hilton is still taking her noassatall tablets.

noassatall tablets by Kenneth Brown August 24, 2006

Porcelain Gods Ralph and Earl 

The sounds you make when you are thowing up into a porcelain toilet.

1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!

Porcelain Gods Ralph and Earl by Kenneth Brown July 16, 2006

porch monkey 

Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.

Your mama looks like an Alabama porch monkey!

porch monkey by Kenneth Brown September 1, 2005

jimi hendrix

One of the four apostles of Black Music:
Jimi Hendrix; James Brown; Sly Stone; and George Clinton. Jimi Hendrix played for James Brown before he went out on his own.

Lyrics: I didn't mean to take up all you sweet time, I'd give it right back one of these days.

I didn't mean to take up all you sweet time, I'd give it right back one of these days.

If I don't see you no more in this world, I'll see you in the next and don't be late, don't be late.

Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) Electric Ladyland

jimi hendrix by Kenneth Brown September 1, 2005

boo koo 

boo koo spelled buku means an abundance of i.e. plenty

Homeboy just won the lottery and now he has buku dinero, money, scratch, geld, etc.

boo koo by Kenneth Brown July 28, 2005