Razor Blade Smile

1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.

2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.

3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.

Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile

"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"

"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 04, 2004

Blair it up

To lie through your (gappy) teeth - repeatedly.

Tony Blair on Iraq...

Lie 1: WMDs
Lie 2: Over Saddam's affliiation with Ossy B
Lie 3: Build a democracy

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Islamophobia

A fear of anything Islamic.
Such as presuming that all islamic chaps are terrorists in training.

Americans have been accused of Islamophobia since the World Trade Centre bombing.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

a-team ending

Where you end up with your back to the wall, and you somehow pull of a victory against something.

Mr T was cornered in a warehouse with the van. Using equipment there, he turned the van into a tank and smashed his enemies...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

pseudo-intellectuals

Someone who uses flashy words and quotes from intellectuals to make them sound a bit more clever than they really are because they don't have original thoughts for themselves.

Also see: pretentious

That bloke thinks he's a nihilith - yet he doesn't know anything.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

1980's

Possibly the best time period there ever was to live in.

I get nostalgic for the 1980's

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Call Centre

A cubicle farm usually in India which you call up (which SHOULD be tech. support...) and they always put you on hold.

But once you get through, the person on the other end is nice enough, but hard to understand.

I wanted to get to Intel's customer care line, but got a call centre in India instead.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004