Definitions by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp

Asunder 

Broken apart

<<Gang Member>> "I'll blow ya head asunder wi'd ma shotgun"
<<Gang Member 2>> "Fat chance, you lanky shite."

Asunder by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 25, 2004

Beachy Head

A popular suicide spot in Britain

I'm totally depressed and am going to jump off Beachy Head

Beachy Head by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

a-team ending

Where you end up with your back to the wall, and you somehow pull of a victory against something.

Mr T was cornered in a warehouse with the van. Using equipment there, he turned the van into a tank and smashed his enemies...

a-team ending by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Call Centre 

A cubicle farm usually in India which you call up (which SHOULD be tech. support...) and they always put you on hold.

But once you get through, the person on the other end is nice enough, but hard to understand.

I wanted to get to Intel's customer care line, but got a call centre in India instead.

Call Centre by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Islamophobia 

A fear of anything Islamic.
Such as presuming that all islamic chaps are terrorists in training.

Americans have been accused of Islamophobia since the World Trade Centre bombing.

Islamophobia by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Glory Hunter

A glory hunter is someone who says that they support whichever football team is at the top of the Premier League.

Often chavs or townies

Manchester United fans

Glory Hunter by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004

Razor Blade Smile

1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.

2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.

3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.

Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile

"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"

"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"

Razor Blade Smile by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004