Call Centre

A cubicle farm usually in India which you call up (which SHOULD be tech. support...) and they always put you on hold.

But once you get through, the person on the other end is nice enough, but hard to understand.

I wanted to get to Intel's customer care line, but got a call centre in India instead.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Islamophobia

A fear of anything Islamic.
Such as presuming that all islamic chaps are terrorists in training.

Americans have been accused of Islamophobia since the World Trade Centre bombing.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Beachy Head

A popular suicide spot in Britain

I'm totally depressed and am going to jump off Beachy Head

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Glory Hunter

A glory hunter is someone who says that they support whichever football team is at the top of the Premier League.

Often chavs or townies

Manchester United fans

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 04, 2004

Community Support Officer

A British answer to the American Rent-a-cop.

However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.

Also known as Chav Wranglers

Those chavlings got moved on by a CSO.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Wiki-death

An erroneous entry in Wikipedia that states that a person is dead.

Vernon Kay was a victim of a Wiki-death stating that he had died in a boating accident.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp September 16, 2008

Soviet Britain

Much like Soviet USA. Only British.

A byword for "no freedom."

You can't access any fun websites in the library because of Soviet Britain.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp August 22, 2005