Definitions by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp

Pimp My Ride 

A car show watched by Chavs and my little sister where a bunch of mechanics make a crappy car look like a tacky car. (Usually by adding something mad / useless like a water fountain.)

Chav 1: Did you watch Pimp My Ride?
Chav 2: Hell yeah, I was lovin' it

Pimp My Ride by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Community Support Officer 

A British answer to the American Rent-a-cop.

However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.

Also known as Chav Wranglers

Those chavlings got moved on by a CSO.

Community Support Officer by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

1980's 

Possibly the best time period there ever was to live in.

I get nostalgic for the 1980's

1980's by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Blair it up 

To lie through your (gappy) teeth - repeatedly.

Tony Blair on Iraq...

Lie 1: WMDs
Lie 2: Over Saddam's affliiation with Ossy B
Lie 3: Build a democracy

Blair it up by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

council tax 

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

council tax by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Alla Feno 

A taunt used as a modern day gloveslap. (Challenging you to a fight.)

To do this, you curl your hand up so it's facing your wrist and drag it up the other person's cheek while shouting "Feno!"

Niall Feno'd me but I whipped his ass nonetheless.

Alla Feno by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 14, 2004

Giffly 

Feeling sickly

Ugh, I feel giffly. *wretches*

Giffly by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2004