Pimp My Ride

A car show watched by Chavs and my little sister where a bunch of mechanics make a crappy car look like a tacky car. (Usually by adding something mad / useless like a water fountain.)

Chav 1: Did you watch Pimp My Ride?
Chav 2: Hell yeah, I was lovin' it

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

1980's

Possibly the best time period there ever was to live in.

I get nostalgic for the 1980's

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Razor Blade Smile

1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.

2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.

3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.

Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile

"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"

"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 04, 2004

Sweety the Chick

A really annoying ring-tone often used by chavs.

The advert for this is also on the TV every two seconds.

Oh hell, it's Sweety the Chick again.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Blair it up

To lie through your (gappy) teeth - repeatedly.

Tony Blair on Iraq...

Lie 1: WMDs
Lie 2: Over Saddam's affliiation with Ossy B
Lie 3: Build a democracy

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

council tax

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Tard Wrangler

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.

Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 23, 2004