Pimp My Ride

A car show watched by Chavs and my little sister where a bunch of mechanics make a crappy car look like a tacky car. (Usually by adding something mad / useless like a water fountain.)

Chav 1: Did you watch Pimp My Ride?
Chav 2: Hell yeah, I was lovin' it

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Wiki-death

An erroneous entry in Wikipedia that states that a person is dead.

Vernon Kay was a victim of a Wiki-death stating that he had died in a boating accident.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp October 30, 2008

Tard Wrangler

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.

Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 23, 2004

Soviet Britain

Much like Soviet USA. Only British.

A byword for "no freedom."

You can't access any fun websites in the library because of Soviet Britain.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp September 16, 2005

Community Support Officer

A British answer to the American Rent-a-cop.

However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.

Also known as Chav Wranglers

Those chavlings got moved on by a CSO.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

council tax

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Papa Lazaroux

Creepy

Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.

He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.

Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"

Dude, that flasher was Papa Lazaroux. I'm scared...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2005