Kelly Osbourne's Gimp's definitions
1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)
2.) Unfair
3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about
2.) Unfair
3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005
Get the council taxmug. 1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.
2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.
3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.
Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.
3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.
Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile
"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"
"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"
"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004
Get the Razor Blade Smilemug. Creepy
Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.
He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.
Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"
Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.
He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.
Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2005
Get the Papa Lazarouxmug. A taunt used as a modern day gloveslap. (Challenging you to a fight.)
To do this, you curl your hand up so it's facing your wrist and drag it up the other person's cheek while shouting "Feno!"
To do this, you curl your hand up so it's facing your wrist and drag it up the other person's cheek while shouting "Feno!"
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 14, 2004
Get the Alla Fenomug. A Chaingun Cha-Cha is when you shoot someone repeatedly with a sub-machine gun or machine jun while the person is standing up.
The Cha-Cha bit is where the person judders with the force of each bullet, but doesn't fall down.
The Cha-Cha bit is where the person judders with the force of each bullet, but doesn't fall down.
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 20, 2004
Get the Chaingun Cha-Chamug. A car show watched by Chavs and my little sister where a bunch of mechanics make a crappy car look like a tacky car. (Usually by adding something mad / useless like a water fountain.)
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005
Get the Pimp My Ridemug. A really annoying ring-tone often used by chavs.
The advert for this is also on the TV every two seconds.
The advert for this is also on the TV every two seconds.
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005
Get the Sweety the Chickmug.