Kelly Osbourne's Gimp's definitions

council tax

1.) An unjust tax instilled upon everyone in Britain for no reason whatsoever. (about £1000 for me.)

2.) Unfair

3.) Something for the Daily Mail to rant about

Ah crap, coucil tax has gone up again

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Islamophobia

A fear of anything Islamic.
Such as presuming that all islamic chaps are terrorists in training.

Americans have been accused of Islamophobia since the World Trade Centre bombing.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004

Razor Blade Smile

1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.

2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.

3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.

Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile

"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"

"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004

Papa Lazaroux

Creepy

Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.

He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.

Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"

Dude, that flasher was Papa Lazaroux. I'm scared...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2005

pseudo-intellectuals

Someone who uses flashy words and quotes from intellectuals to make them sound a bit more clever than they really are because they don't have original thoughts for themselves.

Also see: pretentious

That bloke thinks he's a nihilith - yet he doesn't know anything.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Chavhunter

A mega agressive person who beats up chavs. Usually a goth who wants revenge.

Chav hunters have have been known to operate in small packs and carry weapons. (Nunchuckers and swords being faves.)

The Chav's Bogeyman

Chav 1: Don't hang around McDonalds, I hear the Chav hunter comes here - and if he catches you...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp July 16, 2005

Beachy Head

A popular suicide spot in Britain

I'm totally depressed and am going to jump off Beachy Head

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004