Kelly Osbourne's Gimp's definitions

Wiki-death

An erroneous entry in Wikipedia that states that a person is dead.

Vernon Kay was a victim of a Wiki-death stating that he had died in a boating accident.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp October 30, 2008

Jasper

A large and unusually aggressive flying insect, usually a wasp or bee.

Cripes! Look at the size of that Jasper

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp July 15, 2008

Soviet Britain

Much like Soviet USA. Only British.

A byword for "no freedom."

You can't access any fun websites in the library because of Soviet Britain.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp September 16, 2005

Chavhunter

A mega agressive person who beats up chavs. Usually a goth who wants revenge.

Chav hunters have have been known to operate in small packs and carry weapons. (Nunchuckers and swords being faves.)

The Chav's Bogeyman

Chav 1: Don't hang around McDonalds, I hear the Chav hunter comes here - and if he catches you...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp July 16, 2005

Papa Lazaroux

Creepy

Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.

He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.

Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"

Dude, that flasher was Papa Lazaroux. I'm scared...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2005

Sweety the Chick

A really annoying ring-tone often used by chavs.

The advert for this is also on the TV every two seconds.

Oh hell, it's Sweety the Chick again.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

pseudo-intellectuals

Someone who uses flashy words and quotes from intellectuals to make them sound a bit more clever than they really are because they don't have original thoughts for themselves.

Also see: pretentious

That bloke thinks he's a nihilith - yet he doesn't know anything.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005