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Muffin Bar

1. Leigh.
2. A very silly young man befriended by a very silly young lady across the ocean.
3. An attractive guy one knows one cannot have.
Why must you be such a silly mufffin bar?
by kelly July 26, 2004
mugGet the Muffin Barmug.

dont be sippin that hater-ade

it means to not hate people and judge then for stuff like dont be bitchy lol
Kid #1: Hey I HATE YOU SON
Kid #2: why you be sippin that hater-ade foo
by Kelly June 11, 2005
mugGet the dont be sippin that hater-ademug.

bronx science

2nd best public high school in New York City. Heavy work load, lack of sleep, lack of school spirit, college crazy, content with one's small clique. General consensus of dislike for principal valerie reidy by both students and faculty.
Bronx Science is one of New York City's finest high schools, while Stuyvesent is not... Brooklyn Tech doesn't even count
by kelly July 18, 2006
mugGet the bronx sciencemug.

cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.
"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."
by Kelly November 18, 2004
mugGet the cable spaghettimug.

Jimmy Johns

I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.
Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."
by kelly January 17, 2008
mugGet the Jimmy Johnsmug.

fucktard

n.
Any individual who utters the word fucktard.
"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."
by kelly November 6, 2004
mugGet the fucktardmug.

butt wad

a lame person who gets on your nerves or a stupid ass either way
by kelly August 3, 2003
mugGet the butt wadmug.

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