Definitions by Kelley

the greenhouse riot 

the hottest punk band in the world. with the hottest lead singer and guitarist of all the land...JEREMY=)..umm kelleys the hot groupie!! and its the best!!! BUY OUR CDS!!!!!!!

have you heard of the greenhouse riots new cd naked parade?
I love me too!!

the greenhouse riot by kelley January 22, 2004

Agent Smith 

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.

1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.

Agent Smith by Kelley December 10, 2003

Rainbow Dick 

When a long penis is curved in a boomerrang shaped fashion.

"Wow, you have the nicest rainbow dick i have ever seen. Is there gold on the other side?

Rainbow Dick by Kelley September 10, 2003

wujal 

Highly elusive, hard to find.
Things that get stuck in the couch, or an antelope hiding from its predator. Can be used to desribe people, things, or animals. Most often used as an adjective.

I haven't talked to Brett in a week, he's being very wujal.

wujal by Kelley August 1, 2003

googooplex 

Verb: to seal up plastic or rubber and allow it to remain flexible.

Googooplex it and it will bounce again.

googooplex by Kelley May 4, 2003

jukin 

poppin or gridin on the dance floor

damn that girl was jukin all up on that dance floor.

jukin by Kelley April 28, 2003

earthquake party

A spontaneous reaction to absolutely nothing which involves one individual of the group declaring the act and the other members acknowledging the declaration by flailing themselves at nearby walls while yelling 'earthquake party,' along with sounds that compliment the smashing of one's body into walls as if an earthquake were occurring.

Dude, I think it's time for an "EARTHQUAKE PARTY!!!!!!"
earthquake (smash, bang, crah) party (slwap, oof, DUDE!) yeah!!!!!!!

earthquake party by Kelley October 7, 2002