Kelley's definitions

baram

Fagt.

Comes from me.

"Gawd, what a Baram."

by Kelley April 9, 2004

Panda-mandy

A guy who likes pie a bit too much.
He's insane and superly cool.

Comes from me.

A person who is Panda, would say something like:
"Oh...Sweet pie....Why have you forsaken me, in your crust forsaken me...? Why....? Oh....Pie...."

by Kelley April 9, 2004

CTG

A huge giraffe.
Hates people who spell it without the periods, WHOOPS.
He's crazy and psycho, but awesomely cool.
Has a mean streak, but can be nice.

"Please do not feed the CTGs, they are known to attack."

by Kelley April 9, 2004

Rainbow Dick

When a long penis is curved in a boomerrang shaped fashion.

"Wow, you have the nicest rainbow dick i have ever seen. Is there gold on the other side?

by Kelley September 10, 2003

friends with benefits

This is another word for a Booty Call. Usually 1 person ends up getting hurt (the female) because her feelings become involved. Its rare for the man to get hurt because most men dont confuse feelings with sex like us women do. If you think you can accept this type of relationship thinking it will evolve into something more later, you are wrong! Expect alot of CLOSING TIME calls. That means the bar is closed and he didnt find anything better so he calls you for booty.

Few and far in between phone calls, usually late at night, and secretive.

by Kelley January 27, 2004

MAC machine

someone who hits on, or "macks it," to guys or gals often and well

"walter got three girls' numbers in one night! what a mac machine..."

by kelley June 18, 2004

Agent Smith

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.

1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.

by Kelley December 10, 2003